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d0gz_bollox
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4th Jun 03 at 20:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

is your sister pretty? I know a bloke called shaft who pays good money to make films with girls. Im sure he'll match the 7.50 an hour
Tiger
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No she has no arms or legs - she cleans by rolling round the floor with sellotape wrapped round her.
d0gz_bollox
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4th Jun 03 at 20:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oooh i bet he'd pay more for that.

IntaCepta
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lol @ u 2!
CORSA NUT
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quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
No she has no arms or legs - she cleans by rolling round the floor with sellotape wrapped round her.




Please don't be offended if this is true!
Tiger
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4th Jun 03 at 20:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Nah its not true - but there is a man with no arms or legs who can roll and smoke fag using just his mouth
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quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
No she has no arms or legs - she cleans by rolling round the floor with sellotape wrapped round her.


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CORSA NUT
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4th Jun 03 at 20:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Kin ell!
CORSA NUT
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4th Jun 03 at 20:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No shit though mate that's one of the funnyest things i've ever read on this board!
d0gz_bollox
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quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
No she has no arms or legs - she cleans by rolling round the floor with sellotape wrapped round her.


lol start her at one side of the office and kick her so she rolls across the floor
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4th Jun 03 at 21:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by d0gz_bollox
quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
No she has no arms or legs - she cleans by rolling round the floor with sellotape wrapped round her.


lol start her at one side of the office and kick her so she rolls across the floor


Wrap her in string and spin her like a yoyo across the floor

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Originally posted by CORSA NUT
No shit though mate that's one of the funnyest things i've ever read on this board!


d0gz_bollox
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4th Jun 03 at 21:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Wrap her in string and spin her like a yoyo across the floor


genius

d0gz_bollox
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4th Jun 03 at 21:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

she'd be like humpin a slug though

[Edited on 04-06-2003 by d0gz_bollox]
d0gz_bollox
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4th Jun 03 at 21:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

would even leave a slime trail after id finished with her
Tiger
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4th Jun 03 at 21:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Thats gross!!! This is my sister were talking about
d0gz_bollox
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4th Jun 03 at 21:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

does your sister stand infront of the mirror naked and take pictures, like yourself. if so are they on the net anywhere?
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No


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