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Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
Location: St Albans Drives: JDM Celica GT4 WRC
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2nd Jul 03 at 10:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
It dont count when its with your hand Vibrio


stuyw
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Registered: 15th May 02
Location: North West Drives: Rev3 MR2 Turbo
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2nd Jul 03 at 10:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
on a ferry crossing to france, looking out of the porthole n seeing feck all
Dean_H
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Registered: 19th May 02
Location: Rhondda Cynon Taff
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2nd Jul 03 at 12:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
i snapped me banjo strap whilst shaggin in me car

fuckin knacked, put me out of action for 2 weeks n'all

still hasnt fully healed either and this ws about 5 weeks ago


same happened to me in my car.... NOO THE BLOOOOD
sxi boy
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
Location: north east Drives: clio 182
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2nd Jul 03 at 12:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how much did u shit urself
Dean_H
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Registered: 19th May 02
Location: Rhondda Cynon Taff
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2nd Jul 03 at 12:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well it hurt carried on for a bit.. didnt know what i done see... pulled it out and there was blood... hehe left it heal for a bit... done it again couple of days later same thing happened... so i decided to rest it when my misses was on her period hehe left it for about 2 weeks healed took it easy and now its ok
Dean_H
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Registered: 19th May 02
Location: Rhondda Cynon Taff
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2nd Jul 03 at 12:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but yes i did shit myself
Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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2nd Jul 03 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
public park at about 2pm with people walking past and balcony on holiday
UK_Sky
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Registered: 2nd May 03
Location: leeds
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2nd Jul 03 at 12:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
banjo strap???
Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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sxi boy
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
Location: north east Drives: clio 182
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by UK_Sky
banjo strap???


small thin stretched piece of skin that connects ur bell end to ur foreskin.

I snapped mine right off, it is no longer connected now fun tho
Sam123
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Registered: 18th Jun 03
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You like to talk about sex alot dont u shelly...
Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how on earth do u snap a banjo strap
J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
in a supermarket trolley bay
J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
how on earth do u snap a banjo strap


by havin sex of course
very painful
Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how come ive never snapped one then
J da Silva
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Location: The FACTory
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u havent got a penis ?
Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so how come i havnt snapped anyone elses

i want to snap someones banjo
J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
make them shag u rough n fast kez, or let em pop it in when ya 'dry' down below, oooo nasty
bringin back bad memories *cringe*
sxi16vjoe
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Kent
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u can snap mine kerry.

only if i can fuk ur anal passage
J da Silva
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Location: The FACTory
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u sure joe? mine bled for two days
Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u can do wot u want i just want to snap one

then i can start a post "how old were u when ya snapped ya first banjo strap"
sxi16vjoe
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Kent
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
me likes it ruff!!

besides most of my mates have done it and i feel left out!
sxi16vjoe
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Kent
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
u can do wot u want i just want to snap one

then i can start a post "how old were u when ya snapped ya first banjo strap"


well i want mine snapped!

do to me what u please
glasgow_corsa_c
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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Ecosse
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
You have had sex?


yeh shellys on a sex mission!
J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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2nd Jul 03 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i bet shellys a right dirty one in bed,i love dirty girlies

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