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dannycorsa c
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9th Jul 03 at 18:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

have a party some nights and other nights stay in wiv mates smoking ganja till u fall asleep

[Edited on 09-07-2003 by dannycorsa c]
kinkycorsa
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9th Jul 03 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
go out every night...try and pull and take em home... simple


wot r u trying to incinuate?


yeah very good!

at the end of the day i would not need to try to take you home....


i think u hav been misinformed "hard to get" is my middle name


are you sure.. i heard its 'drop me knickers for anyone'?

and no i wont come to yours for week so stop asking!


this is war u realise and i dnt wear knickers
Woollard
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9th Jul 03 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

DARREN - has she been sending you dirty U2U's aswell!!! haha
kinkycorsa
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9th Jul 03 at 18:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Woollard
DARREN - has she been sending you dirty U2U's aswell!!! haha


he wishes

[Edited on 09-07-2003 by kinkycorsa]
Darren M
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9th Jul 03 at 18:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
go out every night...try and pull and take em home... simple


wot r u trying to incinuate?


yeah very good!

at the end of the day i would not need to try to take you home....


i think u hav been misinformed "hard to get" is my middle name


are you sure.. i heard its 'drop me knickers for anyone'?

and no i wont come to yours for week so stop asking!


this is war u realise and i dnt wear knickers


hence why i would not need to try and get you home....

you would be begging me! i would only need to go out one night.. meet

you and be sorted for the week!
Woollard
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9th Jul 03 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I see you edited that. What did you write before???

"shut the fuck up you cunt"

something along those lines maybe? ha!
kinkycorsa
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9th Jul 03 at 18:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
go out every night...try and pull and take em home... simple


wot r u trying to incinuate?


yeah very good!

at the end of the day i would not need to try to take you home....


i think u hav been misinformed "hard to get" is my middle name


are you sure.. i heard its 'drop me knickers for anyone'?

and no i wont come to yours for week so stop asking!


this is war u realise and i dnt wear knickers


hence why i would not need to try and get you home....

you would be begging me! i would only need to go out one night.. meet

you and be sorted for the week!


yawn
Rule 1 > do not chase/beg
Rule 2 > do not spk to assholes
Rule 3 > 1 night stand means 1 night stand

need i go on

[Edited on 09-07-2003 by kinkycorsa]
kinkycorsa
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9th Jul 03 at 18:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Woollard
I see you edited that. What did you write before???

"shut the fuck up you cunt"

something along those lines maybe? ha!


no of course not im a lady i dnt say rude words like tht
Woollard
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9th Jul 03 at 18:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

[cough]SLAG![cough]
kinkycorsa
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9th Jul 03 at 18:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Woollard
[cough]SLAG![cough]



WTF did i do to deserve that? i believe this description requires sum1 to have sexual intercourse with lots of people > i am no slag. I am a virgin
Woollard
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9th Jul 03 at 18:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

[sarcasm]Of course your a virgin darlin![sarcasm]
kinkycorsa
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9th Jul 03 at 18:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Woollard
[sarcasm]Of course your a virgin darlin![sarcasm]


Woollard
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9th Jul 03 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No i was only joking hun, you aint no slag, your a sweetheart. Aaaaahhhhhh
kinkycorsa
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9th Jul 03 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Woollard
No i was only joking hun, you aint no slag, your a sweetheart. Aaaaahhhhhh


Craig W
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9th Jul 03 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

@ u lot
Woollard
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9th Jul 03 at 18:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So, what you planning on doing then hun??? You must know enough people to have a "GATHERING" at least???
Darren M
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9th Jul 03 at 18:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
go out every night...try and pull and take em home... simple


wot r u trying to incinuate?


yeah very good!

at the end of the day i would not need to try to take you home....


i think u hav been misinformed "hard to get" is my middle name


are you sure.. i heard its 'drop me knickers for anyone'?

and no i wont come to yours for week so stop asking!


this is war u realise and i dnt wear knickers


hence why i would not need to try and get you home....

you would be begging me! i would only need to go out one night.. meet

you and be sorted for the week!


yawn
Rule 1 > do not chase/beg
Rule 2 > do not spk to assholes
Rule 3 > 1 night stand means 1 night stand

need i go on

[Edited on 09-07-2003 by kinkycorsa]


Rule 1 > you wont be able to chase with moist knckers round your ankles
Rule 2 > No talking is needed bottle of smirnoff will do
Rule 3 > You have 1 night you know you will want more!

kinkycorsa
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9th Jul 03 at 18:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Woollard
So, what you planning on doing then hun??? You must know enough people to have a "GATHERING" at least???


yes but dunno wot i wana do > might use my new found "slag" reputation and get sum men round and have a mass group orgy (joke btw)
Woollard
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9th Jul 03 at 18:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

As the great man EMINEM says

" a lot of truth is said in jest "

kinkycorsa
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9th Jul 03 at 18:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yawn
Rule 1 > do not chase/beg
Rule 2 > do not spk to assholes
Rule 3 > 1 night stand means 1 night stand

need i go on

[Edited on 09-07-2003 by kinkycorsa]


Rule 1 > you wont be able to chase with moist knckers round your ankles
Rule 2 > No talking is needed bottle of smirnoff will do
Rule 3 > You have 1 night you know you will want more!




ooooo thts smooth

a) ive have already told u i do not wear knickers
b)it only takes u 1 bottle of smirnoff?
c) want more wot? pissed up bloke chucking up everywhere me thinks not
Woollard
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9th Jul 03 at 18:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did you pull in Newquay Kinky??
Darren M
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9th Jul 03 at 18:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
yawn
Rule 1 > do not chase/beg
Rule 2 > do not spk to assholes
Rule 3 > 1 night stand means 1 night stand

need i go on

[Edited on 09-07-2003 by kinkycorsa]


Rule 1 > you wont be able to chase with moist knckers round your ankles
Rule 2 > No talking is needed bottle of smirnoff will do
Rule 3 > You have 1 night you know you will want more!




ooooo thts smooth

a) ive have already told u i do not wear knickers
b)it only takes u 1 bottle of smirnoff?
c) want more wot? pissed up bloke chucking up everywhere me thinks not


1, just increases my chances
2, no sweety 1 bottle to rid of any inerbitions you ever had
3, no horny bloke giving you what you want!!!! again and again!
kinkycorsa
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9th Jul 03 at 18:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Woollard
Did you pull in Newquay Kinky??


If i cudnt pull in newquay i wud have slit my wrists by now.
kinkycorsa
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9th Jul 03 at 18:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
yawn
Rule 1 > do not chase/beg
Rule 2 > do not spk to assholes
Rule 3 > 1 night stand means 1 night stand

need i go on

[Edited on 09-07-2003 by kinkycorsa]


Rule 1 > you wont be able to chase with moist knckers round your ankles
Rule 2 > No talking is needed bottle of smirnoff will do
Rule 3 > You have 1 night you know you will want more!




ooooo thts smooth

a) ive have already told u i do not wear knickers
b)it only takes u 1 bottle of smirnoff?
c) want more wot? pissed up bloke chucking up everywhere me thinks not


1, just increases my chances
2, no sweety 1 bottle to rid of any inerbitions you ever had
3, no horny bloke giving you what you want!!!! again and again!


1) like there was ever a chance
2) id need about 30 bottles in tht case
3) very unlikey > only a select few men are able to give a woman wot she wants
Darren M
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9th Jul 03 at 18:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

alright we have took enough space up on corsasport!

luv ya really kate

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