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scoob
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what do nine out of ten people enjoy





gang rape
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Got caught bashing one out while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday. Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time. He went fking ballistic!

Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.
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fpmsl

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Located in Chalfont st Peter
mike56gte
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2.An interesting fact, Tiger Woods and Lewis Hamilton shared the same nick name at school ..........Nigger
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Oh no he di'ent!
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i apologise now....




whats funnier than a dead baby?

a dead baby being cuddled by a spastic



(dark...)
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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quote:
Originally posted by Bissmire
Got caught bashing one out while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday. Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time. He went fking ballistic!

Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.


That is fucking grim
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
quote:
Originally posted by Bissmire
Got caught bashing one out while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday. Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time. He went fking ballistic!

Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.


That is fucking grim



You know its grim when Danny '4Chan' Brown finds it so
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Probably the best one in here so far though
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What's the difference between a priest and acne?





At least acne waits til you're 14 to come on your face.
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what's the most difficult part about having sex with an 8 year-old?













getting the blood out of your clown costume.
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Bissmire
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I have a sick sense of humour, and even I cringed at that.
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Probably the best one in here so far though
its like a jimmy carr joke, story just keeps going
Robbo
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Esopecially if you add "cot death is an awful; thing" at the end
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Tbh, I think the chin rest one is the worst.
SnK
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2 irish men walking down the street, when one hears a noise coming from a sandwich in the road. The other rings the police and says 'we've found a sandwhich and it's making an odd noise' the police reply 'is it ticking?' the irish man replys 'no i tink it's beef'.
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Don't you think Rape is such a horrible word? I prefer the term 'Struggle Snuggle'
Ellis
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Stop rape.... say yes kids
MarkSport
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What's a thousand foot long and wrapped round a shit?? ............. A turban
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mike56gte
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why do pakis smell

so blind people can hate them to
mike56gte
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So Jesus was crucified on Good Friday and rose from the dead on the Sunday?

Just in time for half price Easter eggs. Typical fucking Jew

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