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There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. The rope was starting to fray so they all agreed that one person should let go because if they didn`t, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save theirs, because women were use to giving up things for their husbands and childern, giving in to men, and after all, men were the superior sex and must be saved.
When she finished speaking, all the men clapped and subsequently fell from the rope.
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willay
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being up this early is gay.
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dna23
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quote: Originally posted by willay
being up this early is gay.
If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right....
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marklaruk
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quote: Originally posted by dna23
quote: Originally posted by willay
being up this early is gay.
If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right....
aww how touching
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Robin
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who's touching who?
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Jules
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This thread needs new blood - and a new titles as F.A.O's aren't allowed....
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marklaruk
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CorsAsh
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Whackaday
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Ry_B
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How's this still going
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marklaruk
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because it continues to bring political discussions to our computer screens around the uk!
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Robin
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are you inspecter gadget Ryan?
[Edited on 28-06-2006 by robmarriott]
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CorsAsh
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i bet he'd like to inspect your gadgets robin
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marklaruk
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mucky sluts
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marklaruk
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whos had a peanut butter kit kat chunky?
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Robin
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inspector gadget was a cunt too.
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Jules
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I liked the arch nemesis of Inspector gadget, he had such a sexy husky voice!
GRAVE DIGGERRRRRR!!!
mwhahahaaaaaaaaaaa
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Robin
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ah ffs. Ryan deleted his reply. that made mine less amusing
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Eck
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why o why is this back
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Jules
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It's nack by popular demand (andthe fact that I trawled a few pages back into OD to find it!)
So be grateful and never EVER look a gift horse in the mouth...
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Wise words from the fella with red lasers coming from his eyes
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Jules
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[laser_sound]Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/laser_sound]
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Robin
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christa miller is her name
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Jules
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See the related thread you nablet! :grr:
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