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Originally posted by Daimo B
Woppieeeee, i can beat a merc to 60-100mph? Watch it fly past after

u can just see it

Boyracer sits one hand on the stearing wheel ready for the lights to change, bass box booming, tailgate vibrating, revving impatiently.

Merc driver turns up air conditioning

light go amber, boyracer nails the throttle massive plumbs of tyre smoke and he shoots away from the merc, into 2nd, 3rd 4th (1000meters after the lights)

merc driver pulls away relaxed, auto box puts it into 2nd, possibly 3rd

boyracer, buzzed with adrenaline looks over to view his marginal victory, car is smoking, spluttering "oh whyyyyyy"

MErc driver carries on as normal, just with the thought, "what a twat" whats on radio 3

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Originally posted by Daimo B

MErc driver carries on as normal, just with the thought, "what a twat" whats on radio 3

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