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Author David brent [hardcore office fans only]
sxi16vjoe
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14th Sep 04 at 22:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Funjnieset thing ever!!!

I love David Brent!!
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Look love, jus coz u let some bloke blow his beans up ur muff

Beans?

PMSL
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Fucking class, when he's being interviewed for the magazine,

"strings to brents bow; A) Philanthropist..."
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"I can honestly say, I've never come over a little queer"


LMAO
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"Brent muses"
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
"Brent muses"


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Could we jus stick to my questions pleae

Can u jus leave....

Oh you mean me 2! PMSL
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At one time or another.Every bloke in the office has woke up at the crack of Dawn!
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my fave one is the training day one!
when David Brent is singing that song and gareth sings "she's dead"
and david goes "she not dead!"

oh and the bit where he says get there attetion
David "id like to make a complaint
"don't care"
"Theres been a rape"
"Always get there attetion"
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Christmas special -

“If they loved me why are they throwing stuff? Throwing water, plastic bottles, underpants?! One bloke threw a pair of y-fronts, hit me in the face, and I knew it was nutella or marmite he’d smudged on the gusset. But it was still him going ‘that’s what we think of you mate. You’re shit’.”
“Where did he get the marmite from? He must of prepared that from home cos he knew you were on.”
“Well that doesn’t make me feel any better? Why say that?”
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Christmas special -

“If they loved me why are they throwing stuff? Throwing water, plastic bottles, underpants?! One bloke threw a pair of y-fronts, hit me in the face, and I knew it was nutella or marmite he’d smudged on the gusset. But it was still him going ‘that’s what we think of you mate. You’re shit’.”
“Where did he get the marmite from? He must of prepared that from home cos he knew you were on.”
“Well that doesn’t make me feel any better? Why say that?”
PMSL yes that is a classic one

Yeah baby, groovy
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“I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.”
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what about the one where gareth and tim are in the coffee room and gareth says

"will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark"

another good un

Theres a whole bunch of them in the coffee room, like tim, dawn, gareth (eating wotsits), the black guy and the woman who fancies him,gareth asks her what her preference was,

"i like blacks" and he was sitting next to her
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another good one, keith talking to dawn about going to america and says

"in america they dont call them bumbags, they call the fannypacks, because in america fanny means your bum, not your minge"
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not forgetting of course, my favourite scene ever, gareth aproaching tims new girlfriend the blonde one and saying

"if you two do go all the way, im not going in there (pointing at her crotch) i dont do sloppy seconds"
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
not forgetting of course, my favourite scene ever, gareth aproaching tims new girlfriend the blonde one and saying

"if you two do go all the way, im not going in there (pointing at her crotch) i dont do sloppy seconds"



i remember that 1
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This is a class thread.

I like his dodgey poem he reads to dawn

“I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I’d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.”
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LOVE THIS SHOW !!
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and my favorite Gareth scene ....

“I’m just saying there should be tests.”
“We’re all ears Gareth.”
“Well I don’t know, when they go down the DSS to make a claim then they should set off a fire alarm fake fire alarm, everybody legs it out the office leaving them there. If they’re fake they’ll be up and running with them, if they’re real they’ll be left there screaming for help.”
"thats just one idea"

pure quality
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
another good one, keith talking to dawn about going to america and says

"in america they dont call them bumbags, they call the fannypacks, because in america fanny means your bum, not your minge"
cue scotch egg

Another good Keith mioment, "I guarantee them at least one orgasm" cue scorch egg
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Jelly and the stapler !
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PMSL. TIm builds a fort then walks off when gareth calls him, its the look on tims face as he answers then walks off also gareth has a little peer over
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Xmas special:

Gareth: We need something for the old people.
Tim: Like Werthers Originals



And the other guy says Wet T-Shirt comp
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Youre actually writing this down, hes writing it doen Garteth we cannot have a wet t shirt comp!

Keith, yeah we can u jus need a bucket and some t shirts

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