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is when a bird sucking u off, you shoot, she takes ya length out of her gob and you cover her mouth and belt her in the tummy, giz flies outta her nose, you laugh and mutter.....mmmmm angry dragon 
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fcukin ell mate, thats a little harsh!
HAHAHA fooking quality, harsh but funny  although i think you've been watching too many dodgy videos mate
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it wasn't me kerry! it was venom.......honest!
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ppl do some funny things when there horny!!!!!
pew pew pew pewwwww
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women that ''amuse'' themselves in front of u is a MAJOR turn on!! 
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Mattb
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Originally posted by B19 GAV
ppl do some funny things when there horny!!!!!
you have done this??? 
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Dom
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women that ''amuse'' themselves in front of u is a MAJOR turn on!!
that puts me off big style  my lass does that a bit, laughs when im shagging her...makes me go all funny its like "what?" and she says nothing and continues to moan like someone from a dutch porno 
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Mattb
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any one heard of the houdini??
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Kerry
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now u guys are actually worryin me
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Pablo
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Yeah to most of the previous pages not all
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guys have some fucked up ideas....if only the girls were up for it
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Kerry
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we have idea too just like to surprise
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Yeah but some guys don't let you do your own thing they get a bit overexcited and start pushing your head. Any guys on here admit to doing that???
i admit to it, but she werent doing it right and it was doing fook all, although she got the message in the end worse things about one night stands, you get the amateurs But my current bird, i let her do what she wants on mine, im usually watching top gear anyways
[Edited on 15-01-2004 by VisibleMan]
Well I know I'm good at it so it's not that 
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Originally posted by VisibleMan
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Originally posted by michelle
Yeah but some guys don't let you do your own thing they get a bit overexcited and start pushing your head. Any guys on here admit to doing that???
i admit to it, but she werent doing it right and it was doing fook all, although she got the message in the end worse things about one night stands, you get the amateurs But my current bird, i let her do what she wants on mine, im usually watching top gear anyways
[Edited on 15-01-2004 by VisibleMan]
Well I know I'm good at it so it's not that
Thats why we need more lass's like you I think in sex ed classes, lass's need to learn how to suck a blokes cock properly, especially since schooling is all about learning stuff that will be useful in the future
[Edited on 15-01-2004 by VisibleMan]
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lass's need to learn how to suck a blokes cock properly
no comment 
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we have idea too just like to surprise
yeah they do like........."Its ur baby!"
pew pew pew pewwwww
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women that ''amuse'' themselves in front of u is a MAJOR turn on!!
YESH!
tracey you looking
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any one heard of the houdini??
anything like "the stranger"
where you sit on your hand for about 10 mins to loose all feeling. and then beat one out
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Dom
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lass's need to learn how to suck a blokes cock properly
no comment
HAHAHA
like anything it comes with experience, yea i know, but after the few parties ive been to, it makes ya think  Had one bird look at it as if she didnt know what to do with it, infact i think i just zipped up and walked out and got it on with another lass ...oh wells, my bird is lovely, so that all that matters now 
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Originally posted by Demo
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Originally posted by Mattb
any one heard of the houdini??
anything like "the stranger"
where you sit on your hand for about 10 mins to loose all feeling. and then beat one out
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Mattb
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not really, aparently its when you do a bird from behind, just before you cum, pull ya know out, and spit on her back. she thinks you've finished, and turns round to say was that good (or similar) and then you tug hard and cum in her face..........
was told about by a weird bloke that i used to work in gulidford with....
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Gavin
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thats brilliant
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Kerry
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Originally posted by Mattb
not really, aparently its when you do a bird from behind, just before you cum, pull ya know out, and spit on her back. she thinks you've finished, and turns round to say was that good (or similar) and then you tug hard and cum in her face..........
was told about by a weird bloke that i used to work in gulidford with....
that is just plain rediculous
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Demo
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i did that with my ex missus. she werent too impressed when she had it all in her hair
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Dom
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Originally posted by Mattb
not really, aparently its when you do a bird from behind, just before you cum, pull ya know out, and spit on her back. she thinks you've finished, and turns round to say was that good (or similar) and then you tug hard and cum in her face..........
was told about by a weird bloke that i used to work in gulidford with....
yea heard about that before, although i think its abit harsh, if a bird wanted ya baby batter all over her face/hair and anything else in that area im sure she would say so or ask Although it would be funny to see the expression on her face though
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Kerry
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im sure i can tell a spit and giggle from a groan and splatter
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