Dan B
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Registered: 25th Feb 01
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I've got a heavy-duty steering lock that'd do some serious damage...
Two of my mates that I used to train with (kick-boxing & kung-fu) did a nice bit of "work" against the pikey-invasion......out in Blackpool, one of them walked into a phone-booth to phone a taxi except the phone had been ripped off the unit. He went to walk back out, and 5 pikeys wandering by, one of them asked if they'd finished with the phone. He stood out of the way, pointed at it, and said it was knackered. So the 5 pikeys jump them (the reason? your guess is as good as mine...). After a few minutes of fighting, 7 more pikeys see this and join in to help their 5 mates.
By the time the police and ambulance turned up (called by the bouncers over the road), my mates had at most a fractured wrist; of the 12 pikeys, 7 were unconscious (2 of which needed intensive-care), countless bruises and broken bones.
To add insult to injury for the pikeys who were conscious and dumped in the back of a riot van, my two mates were then asked if they wanted to press charges for assault, after the bouncers over the road explained exactly what happened. One of the lads grinned and said "they've had enough punishment, wouldn't you say?" and winked, to which the officer laughed and agreed.
That's what you get for trying to jump two lads, both over 6-foot, one of which was a brown belt (one below black), and the other one below him, in the Kung Fu discipline we used to study (not much syllabus, quite a bit of street-fighting techniques - ie. useful stuff). 
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iv got an excuse
