mike16v
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Originally posted by Faye_2003
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Originally posted by VenomTurbo
seriously, we were in italy last year, full moon was out she said 'look at the moon isnt it nice? is that the same moon as what england has?'
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my mate had not seen my brother for about 4months as he walked out of my door she said hello to him etc and said ' have you still got your tattoo's?'
he replied saying ' no i scrubbed em off with a wire brush' and she said ' bet that hurt'
wondered y jimmy had scarrs
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Faye_2003
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Location: the gutter :(
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Ryan L
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a girl stopped me in the college car aprk once coz she said there was something wrong with her car so i asked what she thought the problem was
"well i let the clutch up and the engine cut out"
i wet myself on the spot
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CraigyG
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Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
seriously, we were in italy last year, full moon was out she said 'look at the moon isnt it nice? is that the same moon as what england has?'
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fax2004
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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: 172
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ttt
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mossy
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Registered: 22nd Jan 04
Location: Manchester Drives: GSi
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my mates mum asked if i had cable ties on my alloys to stop them falling off or being nicked....(she got them mixed up with wheel trims)
muppet
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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All i can say is
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Andrew
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Took my Mum to Tesco before and she asked why have we stopped here? I answered, because there is a bloody big camera behind the corner waiting to go off when you jump the lights
All because she couldn't see any cars moving in front of her
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K100RSA
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My missus wanted to see Titanic, I didnt want to see it, so argued that "whats the point in going to see it, we know the story, ship sails off, hits large ice cube, sinks the end", she went ballistic, screaming at me in the entrance of the cinema that she didnt know how the film ended and that I had ruined it for her, I just stood there with a WTF?? look on my face LOL
a week later I bought here a top with" Im naturally blonde so please speak slowly" LOL
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deanmcreynolds26
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was at crail raceway (qrt mile strip) goes towwards the sea! and i said to my Mrs 'CAn u see the Scuba divers?' we were bout 1/2 mile away from the sea at this point.
she musta looked for a few mintues and said 'Where?, i cant see them'
i couldnt stop laughing
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ArdenSXi
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Were walking up a hill when we came to a waterfall, mates g/f turns round and aks us "how do they get so much water up to the top of the hill".
Pissed ourselves laughing and she couldnt see what we were laughing at. Doh!!
We told the same bird that a "Haggis" is a small bird like creature that has one leg shorter than the other so it can run around the hills easily, drew a picture to show her. She said "Im sure ive seen one of them on the telly before" Nearly fell over with laughter
And no shes not blonde! 
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deanmcreynolds26
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Haggis LOL
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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i remember another time when me n my mates were outside a lasses house waiting for her to come out, conversation went like this
me: what took you so long
girl: i was getting ready
my mate : dont lie you were flicking the bean in the bathroom we could see you
girl: HA well i know your talking shit coz i was in the ensuite bathroom thank you very much!
she went redfaced with embarassment
i was red faced through pissing myself laughing
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MODDEDCORSAGSI
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last nyt my mrs asked y i had no locks on my door handles, i sed because there off the back of a vetra, 2 which she replyed, "why is there a wing mirror on it then cus i didnt think they have mirrors on the back"
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CorsaLad16v
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i tried making my g/f read my mind by me staring at her and repeatin a word in my head... my chosen word was Pig as its one of her fave animals.. anyway.. 2 mins of her saying random words she asked me what it was n i said pig, to which her reply was, and i quote.. "what's a pig?" followed by my  face then bout 5 mins later she went "OHHH A PIG!!!"
cudn't stop laughing at her, she's never gonna live it down now 
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Holly C
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Hey guys, give us poor girls a break
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Nismo
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kitkat 
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Graham
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me and my ex were watching Dare devil at the cinema and about and hour and half into the film she turns to me and goes "why does the screen go blue when hes lookin" and i said to her its simulating that hes blind and she goes confused and then says "what!, hes blind how??" was laughin all the way to the end
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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'I like those dogs but only when they are kittens'
Never think before i speak
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Tom
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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corkers in here
remember watching some of euro 96 and we scored against someone, anyway the ball went in the net and rolled back out, my mum asked if it still counted
My mams full of them
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Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
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Remember once when some bird asked about the Wind Turbine things, she thought they produced the wind
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fax2004
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Registered: 1st Nov 03
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ttt
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Reedy
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the other nite my bird was going home from my house so i said me goodbyes etc then i closed the door and went upstairs and then after five mins i looked out the window to see that shes at my car trying to get into it. So i open the window and say "I hope you know that, thats my car ure trying to get into" and she goes "oh i wondered why it wouldnt open"
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Adam
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quote:
Originally posted by ArdenSXi
Were walking up a hill when we came to a waterfall, mates g/f turns round and aks us "how do they get so much water up to the top of the hill".
Pissed ourselves laughing and she couldnt see what we were laughing at. Doh!!
We told the same bird that a "Haggis" is a small bird like creature that has one leg shorter than the other so it can run around the hills easily, drew a picture to show her. She said "Im sure ive seen one of them on the telly before" Nearly fell over with laughter
And no shes not blonde!
She might not be that thick actually, Prince Charles wrote a book about that with haggis like you describe, might have been made into a tv program
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koolkorsa
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Too many to fit in here and remember! Recent ones include - 5 out of 5 girls I asked replied either sand or gravel to this = Whats heavier 100kg of sand or 100kg of gravel?
Is there a moon in spain was one of many on hols last summer!
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