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neiliosxi
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28th Jul 04 at 22:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Meanwhile will still lays unconcious on the operating bucket seat, the subframe looks like it could give
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

way if only hed of got the decent ones instead of cheapos what a cheapskate, theres only one man that can save the day its a2h whos flown back from his holidays by a supersonic 1.0l
neiliosxi
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28th Jul 04 at 22:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

but goes right past and starts mowing the lawn instead, who's this? theres a knock at the door....
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 22:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what door ?
neiliosxi
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28th Jul 04 at 22:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

fcuk knows paul i think every1's gone to bed!
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 22:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I know I am going in a minute I need some sleep befoe tomorrow lets just say its the passenger side door of marvs car
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 22:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its Dr Trewman he has his medical tools with him
neiliosxi
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28th Jul 04 at 22:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh no some scally has nicked them from right under his nose! he only got them this morning! what are we goin to do now!
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 22:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well it is Hartlepool what can u expect probs going to trade them in with the local doctor for some methodone, a2h is coming over to see whats going on he has finnished cutting the grass
sassyminx
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28th Jul 04 at 22:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and he finds jacko and corsa crew gettin down an dirty in the bushes........
Karnage Corsa
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29th Jul 04 at 07:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what are they doing ?
J4CKO
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29th Jul 04 at 08:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

absolutely fuck all !!!! so sassy jumps in there wiv him !!!
Karnage Corsa
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29th Jul 04 at 10:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and does a close line on the pair of them and knocks em clean out
neiliosxi
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29th Jul 04 at 14:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

corsa crew soon comes round at the sound of his car alarm.....again!
Karnage Corsa
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29th Jul 04 at 15:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

but its his mrs p!ssing about inside the car as usual what is she doing
neiliosxi
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29th Jul 04 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

looking for her shades as sassy is approaching (remember she was sprayed green!)
Karnage Corsa
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29th Jul 04 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that was a dream keep up with it neil or read it again will u
neiliosxi
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29th Jul 04 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

frigg!

she is looknig for that horrible apple drink from yorkshire show so she can get very drunk and.....
Karnage Corsa
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29th Jul 04 at 15:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Play with corsa crews knob I mean alarm knob so she can get off on it the sound I mean its going off again
neiliosxi
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29th Jul 04 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nobody can stop it! we need a superhero. . . . . .
Karnage Corsa
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29th Jul 04 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

marv's done too much work from last night who can we call on theres only one person it has to be ?
neiliosxi
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29th Jul 04 at 16:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its andypsgwide with his 18 subs to drown out the noise of the car alarm! are we saved???????
sassyminx
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29th Jul 04 at 16:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no are we hell cos his subs are vibratin that loud the chassis cracks leaving andy sat there in his superhero thong.........
Karnage Corsa
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29th Jul 04 at 17:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You guys fooking crack me up I swear down just what I need
Karnage Corsa
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29th Jul 04 at 17:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Here comes Drew to take the p!ss out of everyone

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