Stone Cold Rattlesnake
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maybe if u starved yourself long enough or got pissed enough the cowpat may look rather tempting?  
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R Lee
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i voted not wank for a year... don't know why i can barely go a few hours without a tug
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Icy
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where can we put the breast implant?
on vibrio's head
tithead
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Joff
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It'd have to be Pat Butchers bum hole.
She'd be a right go'er as the actress that plays her is a raging lesbo and a bit posh.
You could tongue her starfish whilst reaching round for a grope of those massive chebs.
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corsa5dr
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Voted the cowpat option
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Joff
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Or...
Not wanking for a year if you could get an advance on the 10k, spend it all on a stripped out crazy-assed jap-slag mobile and go through the town centre looking for some car tarts.
They're so dirty they'd be happy to bounce on your johnson day in day out, just to sit in your passenger seat.
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Joff
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa5dr
Voted the cowpat option
Reasons...? Eating cowpat could have effects on your health... since months with a breast implant is also quite a long time, unless it's implanted in the palm of your hand in which case I might ask to keep it in after the 6months are up.....
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Craig W
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Eat a large fresh cowpat, voming will result in failure
LOL no way, although it'd be of the same texture as a McDonalds chocolate milkshake i don't think i'd be able to stomach it. Maybe you could give me a straw and an empty McD's cup to get the desired effect.
Sell one of your love spuds on Ebay
Ouch. Not that either. I suppose it depends who you'd sell it too, someone might mistake it for a concker. Then again, jaffa's are wombals (one ball) and they're the unfortunate sods who get their love spuds taken away for free LOL.
Have one large breast implant for 6 months
As sick as it sounds, this is very appealing. I'd hibernate for 6 months and play with my boob with one hand and knock one out with the other hand. I'll have a DD cup please, doctor.
Don't wank for a year
No way, my balls would be so big they'd give me chapped legs when i walked.
LIck Pat Butchers bum hole live on CD:UK for 30 mins
Is it hairy? Is it clean and free of shit-bits? Ive got this unfortunate mental image of having to hack through her botty hair and batty crumbs in order to get to the dirt box.
[Edited on 22-08-2004 by Craig W]
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Craig W
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Oh, if it was unclear, i voted for the large breast implant.
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Craig W
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With regards to the cow pat and Pat Butcher...
What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Sorry but
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ed
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If you don't wank, then it makes sex better. You could begin practicing Tantra... 
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orange_juice
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I'd be up for a good rimming session with Pat Butcher for ten quid and a packet of roasted peanuts.... 
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Redline
Howdo -
We run a regular feature called 'Poll Position'. It's a simple idea, whereby we ask a question on a busy forum, and print the results in the mag. This month it's your turn! So the question is
Imagine we've giving away £10,000 crisp English pounds to spend on your car – but in return you have to do one of the following things. Which would you choose?
should have encluded that you'll have to drive around in a saxo with 6 tail pipes, LED washer jets and under car neons. thats got to be worse that eating a cow pat.
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Icy
where can we put the breast implant?
on vibrio's head
tithead
were you under the impression I would not read this Mr Chan 
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CorsAsh
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I voted "Have one large breast implant for 6 months"
I would keep the silicon lump on my fireplace as an icebreaker...
at no point was it stated that the implant would be implanted 
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Trotty
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
LIck Pat Butchers bum hole live on CD:UK for 30 mins
Is it hairy? Is it clean and free of shit-bits? Ive got this unfortunate mental image of having to hack through her botty hair and batty crumbs in order to get to the dirt box.
PMSL, that is sooo wrong 
For the record though, I voted for the wonder and beauty of Pat's rusty sherriff's badge 
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AndyW
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10k dont think id do none of that shite...i put not wankin for a year and i even attempted this...but i failed after 15 mins of boredom
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sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
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Originally posted by sassyminx
Can i just have one breast removed? then it wud only cost me half the money for a reduction
Tell u wot u chop 1 off and spread out the other 1 to even things up then i will use the chopped off 1 to increase my overall size a tad and we can split the 10k ?? sounds like a plan to me
deal i get normal tats u have big ones
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ross23
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Originally posted by Siberia
Dont Wank for a year WTF i'd do the pat butcher thing before that would happen
youd just have to have lots of sex with the girlfriend!
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
well id not wank for a year cus id spend a tenner on me car from the 10K and spend the rest on a cheap bint from bristol for a year. Jace im looking in your direction 
I have a few cheap bints here if you want one  and some FHM high street hunnies for good measure
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Jason Iles
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BTW if you can get hold of Pat I'd rim her for free, as long as it fucking put a smile on the miserable bitch's face.
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Trotty
quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
LIck Pat Butchers bum hole live on CD:UK for 30 mins
Is it hairy? Is it clean and free of shit-bits? Ive got this unfortunate mental image of having to hack through her botty hair and batty crumbs in order to get to the dirt box.
PMSL, that is sooo wrong
For the record though, I voted for the wonder and beauty of Pat's rusty sherriff's badge
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bazgooch
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Fcuk it i'd do the lot
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ArdenSXi
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quote:
Originally posted by Sidesport
She/he looks like one of Wayne Rooneys love tarts, only prettier.
Mmmmmmmmm Pat
[Edited on 26-08-2004 by ArdenSXi]
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ArdenSXi
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On another note, id lick pat's crack for a handful of cash, no probs.
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