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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by VisibleMan
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Throw a brick at it, fuck the wallls!

it will probably catch it and through it back


LMAO!! It has 8 legs too! You cannot defeat it!
Cybermonkey
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12th Oct 04 at 23:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dog just legged it out of the room with tail between his legs, and hes a big fucking dog. He was my first line of defence
Cybermonkey
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FPMSL, visible man, did you like U2U?
CorsAsh
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This should get rid of it

Nath
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Visibile man called me a 'cunt' via u2u
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
dog just legged it out of the room with tail between his legs, and hes a big fucking dog. He was my first line of defence


this is the point when you know its gonna get nasty
personally i would have been wise like the dog and legged it aswell, but then again i value my life
CorsaLad16v
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throw a few darts at it BULLSEYE!!
Cybermonkey
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Look at this fucker!

Dom
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
FPMSL, visible man, did you like U2U?

you wait mate...not only will the spider shove all 8 off its legs up your arse, but i will also screw your arse dry
Cybermonkey
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12th Oct 04 at 23:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

while the spider is still in there???
CorsaLad16v
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twice
Nath
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It's probably more scared of you than you are of it





Like fuck is it!
CorsAsh
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Here you go people, might be of use in the future...

http://www.whatsthatbug.com/
Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
throw a few darts at it BULLSEYE!!


Will bounce off exoskeleton
CorsaLad16v
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it'll be squaring him up, looking at him with its quadzillion eyes, waiting to pounce on his face and suck the life out of him... or not... i tend to get excited
Dom
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Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
it'll be squaring him up, looking at him with its quadzillion eyes, waiting to pounce on his face and suck the life out of him... or not... i tend to get excited


no your right it will its probably already got his mates on the way

cyber sure did piss someone off
Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
It's probably more scared of you than you are of it





Like fuck is it!


I swear to god its sizing me up
Cybermonkey
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12th Oct 04 at 23:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my feet havent touched the floor in a long time
Cybermonkey
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Im trying to kill it with bass, drum n bass volume 3 mixed by dj hype hahahahaha
Dom
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am i the only person that thinks the dog made a wise choice?
Cybermonkey
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Does anyone know where it went??
Cybermonkey
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Originally posted by VisibleMan
am i the only person that thinks the dog made a wise choice?


No i do too
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
Does anyone know where it went??


to have a gander in your fridge, have a bit of a brunch before he knocks you for six.....or should that be eight
Cybermonkey
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quite possible. I think its an anal probe sent from space
CorsaLad16v
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just thought u'd like to know...

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night

feel sorry for u guys down under lol

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