Carly
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dont put photos up dave,have a bit of respect 
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--Dave--
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they're not exactly explicit pictures
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Bart
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
that i wish to share with you all. 
Me and the gf were round her house (her folks were in as well as her brother and his girlfriend). Finished watching the man utd game and went upstairs to get some space and cuddle and stuff... awwww.
She turns round to me and whispers, "do you fancy taking a drive in your car?".
As you can imagine, my face was something along the lines of...  
So off we went looking for a remote spot somewhere and eventually ended up in a primary school car park where it was pitch black, i was a bit scared  and thought that this would hamper my performance. 
I've never had sex outside or in a car and it was got a bj too and was just sitting there thinking, "fuck this is good".
All the windows were steaming up like a goodun it was like something out of the Titanic After about 20 minutes she told me she was coming I couldn't believe it!!! She did then a moment later i did and it was all good
The other bonus was that there was no creaking whilst we were in the back so the suspension is fine 
Lol, done this many a times
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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it was funny just to have sex outside! was near a field and could hear cows and stuff
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Tom
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I got caught by the filth when I did it, put me off that got a suck when trying to drive down twisty roads once too was fucking hard work
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Fad
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Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I got caught by the filth when I did it, put me off that got a suck when trying to drive down twisty roads once too was fucking hard work
know the feeling of both i miss the dirteh bitch 
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--Dave--
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^^^
Not sure what i would have done if the policia came.
I'd never try sucky sucky when driving too risky!
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Fad
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no u pretend your asleep
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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will try this next time, just say that she fell asleep in my lap...
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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I got head on the way back from Southend once, was well dodgy! good fun though
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Fad
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yes that would work...just keep a blanket in the carand hide under it when they come...they'll leae you alone
who rembers the moo moo blankey!!
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
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me me me !!
Fad strip the back of your car out and drop a moo moo blankey in there!
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Fad
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damn i dont have the blanky no more oh i miss it It could tell you many a story
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Matt H
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i nailed our christmas temp girl last year in my car
then i nailed the christmas girl from the year before one week later. did it the top of nationwide bank in donny
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--Dave--
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be careful lads, you might be branded "wankers" by Angie or Goldfish.
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Fad
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
i nailed our christmas temp girl last year in my car
then i nailed the christmas girl from the year before one week later. did it the top of nationwide bank in donny
nice one bruvva
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willay
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
i nailed our christmas temp girl last year in my car
then i nailed the christmas girl from the year before one week later. did it the top of nationwide bank in donny
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Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
i nailed our christmas temp girl last year in my car
then i nailed the christmas girl from the year before one week later. did it the top of nationwide bank in donny
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goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
yes he is still a wanker though
I sense envy from an old ugly git.
why would I be envyous of this little scrote. I was having sex in cars before you were even a teenager
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goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
by illustrations i meant smiley faces and stuff...
I'm not upset about your comments goldfish, I know I'm not lieing so why should someone as simple as you bother me? I just find it hard to comprehend how someone as ugly as you can actually try and mug someone off, you don't have a leg to stand on.
Notice how the majority of people had something funny to say about similar things that have happeneded to them, then there's cunts (like you) who decide to post utter bullsh!t. Makes me laugh
Was just trying to brighten up the day by posting something that i thought was slightly amusing, obviously it wasn't to you so why the fuck post? Idiot!
Beginning to realise that there are some right cockends on here, and you're their leader!
note how I don't post my sexual encounters on the web for wee boys like you to read. also note how none of the females will be thinking your a man or funny. they all think your a twat
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Matt H
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Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
by illustrations i meant smiley faces and stuff...
I'm not upset about your comments goldfish, I know I'm not lieing so why should someone as simple as you bother me? I just find it hard to comprehend how someone as ugly as you can actually try and mug someone off, you don't have a leg to stand on.
Notice how the majority of people had something funny to say about similar things that have happeneded to them, then there's cunts (like you) who decide to post utter bullsh!t. Makes me laugh
Was just trying to brighten up the day by posting something that i thought was slightly amusing, obviously it wasn't to you so why the fuck post? Idiot!
Beginning to realise that there are some right cockends on here, and you're their leader!
note how I don't post my sexual encounters on the web for wee boys like you to read. also note how none of the females will be thinking your a man or funny. they all think your a twat
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
yes he is still a wanker though
I sense envy from an old ugly git.
why would I be envyous of this little scrote. I was having sex in cars with your mum's before you were even a a little eggy
You his dad?
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goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
i nailed our christmas temp girl last year in my car
then i nailed the christmas girl from the year before one week later. did it the top of nationwide bank in donny
yes phone shop temps are not the brightest are they
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goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
yes he is still a wanker though
I sense envy from an old ugly git.
why would I be envyous of this little scrote. I was having sex in cars with your mum's before you were even a a little eggy
You his dad?
yes - she was/is a slapper. drops her pants even for ugly peope like me
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
i nailed our christmas temp girl last year in my car
then i nailed the christmas girl from the year before one week later. did it the top of nationwide bank in donny
yes phone shop temps are not the brightest are they
no
they are recruited for their looks only. then again most of our permanent staff were chosen because of their looks
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