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Matt H
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19th Mar 06 at 01:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Ellie


if you drew a diagram and explained how the engine make the "wheels" move to mentally retarded people they explain it that way,



That is genuinely the way that lecturers describe the 4 stroke combustion process (or Otto Cycle) to 1st year students on tech courses/motor vehicle apprenticeships.

1) Suck - Induction.

2) Squeeze - Compression.

3) Bang - Combustion.

4) Blow - Exhaust.



Ellie's spelling, grammar and punctuation may leave a lot to be desired, but at least some of her theories are sound, so don't be too harsh fellas.

She's trying

[Edited on 19-03-2006 by SVM 286]


From a drunken scan read I understood suck, squeeze, bang, blow & women.

God bless you
Ellie
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19th Mar 06 at 01:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ha ha its all good,its hard talkin cars without an inclin of sex get involved
205tom
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19th Mar 06 at 01:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.fastcar.co.uk/Peugeot_205.YeD6wu5ojX03Jg.html bahahahabahaaha
Ellie
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o thats a funny lookin corsa?
205tom
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sorry jusy noticed it when i was browsing throught,some god awful cars on there
1.6Sport
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19th Mar 06 at 01:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shit car, good shag!
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by 205tom
http://www.fastcar.co.uk/Peugeot_205.YeD6wu5ojX03Jg.html bahahahabahaaha


Nice

Needs more spot lights and down force on the wrong wheels though.

edit: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[Edited on 19-03-2006 by SVM 286]
richysport
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19th Mar 06 at 03:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i voted for your car matey. this car looks alot nicer now than in that pic.

[Edited on 19-03-2006 by richysport]
ryzer
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Are you guys praising this car because this girl is fit? i assume so, because i could guarantee that if ellie wasnt fit or a girl you would have slated it till she left the site.

anyway i dont like the car.


thanks
Sam
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19th Mar 06 at 09:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How does everyone know she's fit BTW?

I looked on that Fart Car site and couldn't find any pics of her?
marklawton
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19th Mar 06 at 10:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
How does everyone know she's fit BTW?

I looked on that Fart Car site and couldn't find any pics of her?


cause check this link out, shes the blonde one sitting in front of the green 106
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=160939&page=7
Matt H
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19th Mar 06 at 10:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She looks........um......flexable


So

Back to the whole sucking/blowing/banging/ellie talk
Sam
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19th Mar 06 at 11:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


OMFG all I can say is:
Steve
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sam your a desperate cunt
Sam
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I am desperate because I think she is fit? WTF?

CORSA_SAM
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its people like you that make people like her think they are gods gift
Sam
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What is your opinion of her then?
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Don't like your your car but you are stunning

Hi btw
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To be honest - earlier in this post I said she's fit, but in reality she aint anything special. Go to a typical club / bar and there'll be so many fitties you probably wouldn't even notice ellie.

Apart from when she tries to explain the suck and bang theory

[Edited on 19-03-2006 by Paul_J]
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Originally posted by Sam
What is your opinion of her then?


well i dont like blondes personally, but shes quite easy on the eye (for a blonde) however when im out and i see a girl that is attractive and she knows it, i purposely look the other way, hate giving them the satisfaction that everyones drooling over them
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i came on this site to talk about my car, yer thats what i look like but lay off.that corsa is my first car i bought it standard designed it wen i was stil in school which i still have the drawin of,delta said they could help me out! im sorry it aint a standard gsi! but im proud of what i have achieved on my own n my car makes me happy,and the first time its ever ben shown on anyhtin like fast car is special 2 me.can u not be happy ofr me no?
(takes a bow) thank you

[Edited on 19-03-2006 by Ellie]
Sam
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Calm down, calm down...
jamied
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any more pics of u ellie?
Ellie
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im mellow just dont start insultin the way i look.anyway cleanin my bitch for better newer pics
langey
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19th Mar 06 at 12:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
its people like you that make people like her think they are gods gift


sound sto me like you got rejected reccently by a blonde who thinks they are gods gift

ellie is close to being gods gift to CS no offence the other ladys, i'd stil do 90% of you

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