SVM 286
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Don't talk to me about alarms.
I now have to go and have a nice bath so i'm clean enough to go and climb through the window of the V8 and arm wrestle with it.
Annnnnnd, if I have the cheek to go to my Merc for anything at any time during the day, the alarm will go off, unprovoked, about an hour or so later just to let me know i'm not paying it enough attention.
Fucking cars!!! 
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3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by SVM 286
Don't talk to me about alarms.
you just starting talking about them 
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glasgow_corsa_c
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Location: Ecosse
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Originally posted by jr
 how much and where is it and what do i do now
go on astra-sport mate and hit the search...it seems a common fault on mk4s.
there is a way u can do it by strippin the sounder down and doin sumthing to it... but not sure on how hard it is... or u can go for the easy option and get a full replacement.
or do wat i done, sell the car 
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CorsAsh
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by jr
only thing is the cunting alarm goes off on the astra at random points
ollies probably got some jews locked up in the boot
Nah, they're all in the ashtray 
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by SVM 286
Don't talk to me about alarms.
you just starting talking about them
That was aimed at James, Jim. He mentioned his alarm going off. 
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
Ashtray
Isn't that your Rap pseudonym? 
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Ojc
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The alarm is going off again? First of all Vauxhall replaced the ultra sonic sensors inside the car, then replaced the power sounder, if its going off again you know what you need to do 
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Robin
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take the battery out
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Sam
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Drive the Astra through your local Vauxhall dealer with the alarm going off?
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jr
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Originally posted by Ojc
The alarm is going off again? First of all Vauxhall replaced the ultra sonic sensors inside the car, then replaced the power sounder, if its going off again you know what you need to do
? yes chuck it in a river
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Jules
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Sell it to someone who can part ex it with a Corsa C?
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Ditch
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willay
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jr has a pimp mobile
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jr
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yes, i need to be a pimp though to afford to put petrol in it
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lee mitchell
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Originally posted by jr
yes, i need to be a pimp though to afford to put petrol in it
gas coversion?
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
only thing is the cunting alarm goes off on the astra at random points
Mine has had the sounder replaced and it sorted it.
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jr
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i will get that sorted ian
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by jr
yes, i need to be a pimp though to afford to put petrol in it
Don't even TRY and complain about petrol consumption you fucker.
Not when i'm around at least.
If you combined the oil/petroleum consumption abilities of the Bunsfield, Piper Alpha, and Exxon Valdez disasters, plus the hundreds of Iraqi well heads that were burning during the Gulf conflict. You still wouldn't be anywhere near the catacalysmic depletion of oil based resources that all, or any one of my cars manages to pull off. 
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