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--Dave--
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25th Aug 06 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
BOGGLEROFL at some of these
--Dave--
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I heard the Internet and all the computers connected to it are powered by a single CTR sitting sitting on two running machines. Almost all users notice a considerable peak in performance and download times when 5000rpm is reached.
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Honda was originally based in america until they built the CTR and tried to launch it, it sent the factory flying half way across the world
--Dave--
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Experts believe Earth is spinning because of the way it was formed. CTR drivers believe they are the reason and can actually make it spin faster when they have their rear seats folded.
Dom
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i heard when the vtec reaches 5000rpm, captain pircard pops out of the glove box and says "Warp speed number one!"
Liam
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
Experts believe Earth is spinning because of the way it was formed. CTR drivers believe they are the reason and can actually make it spin faster when they have their rear seats folded.


Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i reckon vtec feels like spinning your arm round really fast, half of you is enjoying it, the other half is worried it will fall off
a vtec engine has never broke i thought?

[Edited on 25-08-2006 by Russ]
jr
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no, the engines have broken, just the vtec componants never have
AuroraSport
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
no, the engines have broken, just the vtec componants never have


yes ive seen many a rod chucked, although you can mess up the vtec by running with no oil
jr
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CTR's need oil to run , i thought they were better than this
AuroraSport
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ahh yes its a special oil, mixed with cheetah's blood
Adam_B
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acording to an ancient prophecy, the day a vtec system breaks will be the same day rob marriott goes offline.
Nath
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The Pyramids could never have been built if it wasnt for the CTR powered equipment they used.
jr
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quote:
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acording to an ancient prophecy, the day a vtec system breaks will be the same day rob marriott goes offline.


we are in for a long wait
Adam_B
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indeed. the marriott is powerful
Robin
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jr
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
indeed. the marriott is powerful


apprentley when marriott hits 8000rpm he goes back in time too
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8000ppm.
jr
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8000 RobMarriottPostsPerMinute
Liam
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quote:
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acording to an ancient prophecy, the day a vtec system breaks will be the same day rob marriott goes offline.


PMSL!
Steve
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Joe
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
I heard they were planning to use a CTR for Back to the Future IIII but they had trouble with it going too far back in time once the VTEC kicked in.


Genius.

Chuck Norris is in fact the only person to break the VTEC system.

Also I heard, if you hit VTEC while in reverse you actually start going forward again. How I hear you ask?! plain and simple 'The power of Vtec'

[Edited on 25-08-2006 by joe6886]
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My car is quicker than any car you can think of, including a Veyron.
Kerry
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I heard Ian stole a CTR to power the CS server
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quote:
Originally posted by AuroraSport
ahh yes its a special oil, mixed with cheetah's blood



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