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nik

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17th Nov 06 at 17:23

sandpaper and vinegar, might try that next time I go clubbing. Who needs to pop an E?

nik

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17th Nov 06 at 17:23

quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Anusol, thats the stuff you need.

Is that like Autosol but for bumholes?

Robin

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17th Nov 06 at 17:24

yes. polishes and soothes.

nik

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17th Nov 06 at 17:25

Bend over and it'll shine like a torch

Whittie

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17th Nov 06 at 17:26

Ask corsa_chelle about that kind of thing

nik

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17th Nov 06 at 17:26

Dr Vibrio suggests that you probably steal the bog roll from your work. He suggests that you use andrex and I don't mean to wipe his ass with the puppy.

chris_uk

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17th Nov 06 at 17:37

change your bog roll.. see if anything happens..

paggy23

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17th Nov 06 at 17:53

HA HA ORDERED SUM PILLS SO ILL KEEP YOU ALL INFORMED

nik

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17th Nov 06 at 17:56

pics

Robin

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17th Nov 06 at 17:57

how are these 'pills' administered?

paggy23

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17th Nov 06 at 17:58

down me gob i aint shovin em up me arse!

Robin

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17th Nov 06 at 17:59

good good.

--Dave--

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17th Nov 06 at 18:01

Rob was hoping to 'lend a hand'.

Weren't you Rob

Liam

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17th Nov 06 at 18:05

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
Rob was hoping to 'lend a hand'.

Weren't you Rob

Robin

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17th Nov 06 at 18:06

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
Rob was hoping to 'lend a hand'.

Weren't you Rob

better than lending a penis Dave.

--Dave--

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17th Nov 06 at 18:09

plenty to go round Rob

paggy23

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17th Nov 06 at 18:19

DINGO BONGO

nova_gteuk

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17th Nov 06 at 18:41

Turn straight ur arse wont hurt then

marklaruk

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17th Nov 06 at 18:59

is this a fucking joke?

All Torque

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17th Nov 06 at 20:49

quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
is this a fucking joke?

Was that intentional??

mav

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17th Nov 06 at 21:10

quote:
Originally posted by paggy23
HA HA ORDERED SUM PILLS SO ILL KEEP YOU ALL INFORMED

Do we really want to know...

TBH it's not the kind of thing I want to read when I come on here..

It's 50/50 if this thread will be here in next 30 mins or so.

SetH

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17th Nov 06 at 21:59

LMFAO

remind you of when you got batteh raped in the school changing rooms mav?

Steve

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17th Nov 06 at 22:04

actually this reminds me does anyone else get occasional sharp focussed pain from inside your asshole? i get it every now and again, my mates does too so im guessing its quite common?

SetH

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17th Nov 06 at 22:05

does you mate happen to be ojc per chance?

Steve

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17th Nov 06 at 22:06

no but im sure he does too

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