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benjiman46
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Im on about colin. If a subaru had a bottom he'd bum it
AK
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hey.... if its warm and wet...
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hey.... if its warm and wet...


Quality mate!
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Im on about colin. If a subaru had a bottom he'd bum it


Your just a jumped up wee gobshite, I bet you cant even drive. Like I said, keep calm, day center will be back on monday.....keep taking your medication until then!!
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Im on about colin. If a subaru had a bottom he'd bum it


Your just a jumped up wee gobshite, I bet you cant even drive. Like I said, keep calm, day center will be back on monday.....keep taking your medication until then!!


Well I can drive so thats just ploped on your pancakes mate I really think the smelly stuff has hit the whirly thing now lmao
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why do you want to know people first cars?
benjiman46
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why do you want to know people first cars?


Im just on about colin coz he cant face that subarus are slower than turbo corsas lol take myles for example his first car was a J reg 1.0 ltr polo... POWER!!!!
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go race a proper impreza from standing

he will hit 60 before you have stopped wheel spinning
Colin
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Originally posted by benjiman46
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Originally posted by Colin
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Im on about colin. If a subaru had a bottom he'd bum it


Your just a jumped up wee gobshite, I bet you cant even drive. Like I said, keep calm, day center will be back on monday.....keep taking your medication until then!!


Well I can drive so thats just ploped on your pancakes mate I really think the smelly stuff has hit the whirly thing now lmao


Ok brain damage...whatever you say
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What has first cars got to do with it And Subaru's are not slower than turbo corsas. Some corsa's are at a higher level of tune. But the only corsa I can see getting anywhere near 10 second 1/4 is Beardy's twin LET'd project.
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go race a proper impreza from standing

he will hit 60 before you have stopped wheel spinning


Then it'll steam past you like your going backwards. Face it. THERE POOOOOOO!!!!
AK
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who the hell is Miles.... and why are you telling us he had a polo as a first car?

Eck - a 10sec impreza will be very high spec too
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Yeah I know Adam. But even a monstrous spec corsa, unless awd, won't get 10 seconds for a lack of traction.
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Ok brain damage...whatever you say


Well i think you have brain damage, or maybe just subaru owners reality blinkers
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What is the reality That slapping a 2.0 Turbocharged engine into a corsa makes Subaru crap? You clearly know NOTHING about cars.
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who the hell is Miles.... and why are you telling us he had a polo as a first car?

Eck - a 10sec impreza will be very high spec too


Because he's now got a 280Bhp corsa turbo
Andy Stocker
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What work do 2l turbo corsa's have to have had to keep up with STi's, P1's etc?
AK
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he doesnt own a subaru ye fanny
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AK
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who the hell is Miles.... and why are you telling us he had a polo as a first car?

Eck - a 10sec impreza will be very high spec too


Because he's now got a 280Bhp corsa turbo


and what is the relevance of that? You dont own it... so what the hell are you doing? Are you poking this guys ass with your turbo dipstick?
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Please realise that a subaru is a 4wd, it is going to get the power to the ground much, MUCH faster than a corsa LET. Tbh, anything above 200bhp in a fwd car is a waste, its just going to spin.

Colin
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What a gimp!!

Corsa's can be made to go quick in not debating that, im just saying whatever you can do to a corsa you can do to a subaru to make it even faster. Just most owners dont bother as the cars a good performer to boot without needing to slap on an engine from a different motor. Do you really think any subaru owner will be bothering their hoop if you can get past them. My thinking would be 'oh theres another bean tin with a calibra engine'
Doug
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But could the corsa have it in the twistys?!

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ere m8 away run into a wall and sort yerself out
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a let will be good once rolling... on a straight,

e.g

let on a motorway would be pretty imense!

put it standing side by side with a subaru,
on a little country road, or even a main road!

same bhp per tonne etc

il bet my vts the subaru is in front after 2miles

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