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dan_c4rsa
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Registered: 12th Dec 06
Location: North Yorks Drives: MK3 Seat Cupra
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4th Jun 07 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my mums just an arse.

"your a drug dealer because you have tints on that corsa."

" a nova - next you'll be beating up innocent old people"

"is it meant to be that low"

"its too loud - police will crush your car for it"

"why have you stripped out your interior - your not a van man"

question to mum - why do you get dad to buy you loads of extra's for your car, then complain when they go wrong and you dont know how to use them and you spend his money fixing it
sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
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4th Jun 07 at 16:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"stop sitting about the house and go and play on your motorbike"
very unusual!!!
Petenick3
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4th Jun 07 at 17:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ed
quote:
Originally posted by AdzJohnson
You think thats bad... I had to try to explain to my mum how i get in my car now its dehandled!
Well, it's not exactly obvious to most people as you normally have handles to open doors. It's hardly being stupid not knowing.


how do you open a door without handles?! sounds like a riddle!!
Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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4th Jun 07 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Dee
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Originally posted by AK
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Originally posted by Ben G
learn to not post 50 pics in one thread of youself


when the fuck have i posted 50 pics of myself ????




What is it with these newbie members who have been here 2 minutes telling us older members what we can and can't do.

STFU Ben you idiot.


go fuck a donkey you stroppy cow
deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
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4th Jun 07 at 17:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My dad knew I was on the Corsasport stand at PVS and he knew what I meant by the stand.

When I got home, my parents were sitting in the garden. I said as I was walking out, "oh, it was good being on the stand because the car was close to everything". My mum was then saying as I walked out "stand? what stand? stand? stand?" and kept saying it. I stopped hearing when I walked into then out of the house.

I think she thought it was on some podium type stand thing
flybikeslee
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4th Jun 07 at 18:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ed
You can get pulled over for having an Opel badge on your car though.

A while back somone got a producer for having a TDI badge on thier Corsa TD because the extra I wasn't on the V5 description of the car.


how?! thats like getting done for having a gsi kit and its not a gsi or somethin or the MR" ferrari look a likes, i say look alikes but they're awful...anyways you get the jist
damandblast
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5th Jun 07 at 08:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
My dad knew I was on the Corsasport stand at PVS and he knew what I meant by the stand.

When I got home, my parents were sitting in the garden. I said as I was walking out, "oh, it was good being on the stand because the car was close to everything". My mum was then saying as I walked out "stand? what stand? stand? stand?" and kept saying it. I stopped hearing when I walked into then out of the house.

I think she thought it was on some podium type stand thing



This Mother was actually "on" the Corsasport stand at PVS. Now looking for a car that will do sub 13 seconds on the track

Di
deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
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5th Jun 07 at 08:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by damandblast
This Mother was actually "on" the Corsasport stand at PVS. Now looking for a car that will do sub 13 seconds on the track

Di

eh?
shorty654
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Registered: 27th Jan 07
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5th Jun 07 at 08:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my mum said i would get pulled over for my front tints
my windows arent tinted
M88ARW
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Registered: 16th Oct 06
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5th Jun 07 at 09:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my mum threatened to kick me out if i stripped back of car out and put a cage in it! now i have an install and cant have rear passengers anyway and she fookin likes it!

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