Hammer
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My wee cousin experienced a half tuna melt shall we call it, he was toying with a random he met at a taxi rank watching porn in her living room only to discover she was on the rag then she told him she has some sort of condition which makes it smell rank. He ran out the house dry baulking leaving my big cousin shagging his pal in the next bedroom
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Steve
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fucking hell hammer i dont want to know what you do to john
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Hammer
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Johns wee cousin as well
Turns out the bird with the minging fanny is the sister of the boyfriend of the bird my big cousin was shaggings in the next room and they're flat mates, WTF
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Steve
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incest & scotland go together like biscuits and cheese
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Hammer
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Incestual homosexuality FTW
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Lawrah
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I bet you cant wait to come up Steve
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Hammer
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We've lined up a 3 ball, Steve's getting spit-roasted like a basted pig.
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DannyB
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Im sure you've all heard about "your wings"(havnt read whole post so it may be a repost)
red wings=shaggin a girl on the rag
brown wings=fuckin her arse
purple wings=shaggin a deaf girl
gold wings=shaggin a fat bird
Iv heard loads of different versions, depending on where you live..how many you got?I have all of them
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Hammer
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What happens if you shag a fat deaf girl up the arse when she's on the rag? Rainbow Wings?
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DannyB
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Havent a clue, maybe there should be some sort of official book made on this?
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Hammer
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Lawrah was in the process of researching her book on the subject last i heard.
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CorsAsh
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Houdini
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Graham88
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Cracked up at some of those
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Robbo
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
What happens if you shag a fat deaf girl up the arse when she's on the rag? Rainbow Wings?
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C2RL R
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i have my red, brown and gold wings but not purple. i have had my gold wings many many times though so maybe i can have my honourary purple ones.
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Kif
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Wolf Banging anyone??
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gavin18787
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at some of them and at some as well
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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flame1987
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quote: Originally posted by Steve
incest & scotland go together like biscuits and cheese
LMFAO Steve
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mattk
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quote: Originally posted by Wikki Screenshot
the woman performs faillatio to completion
WTF who talks like that at all
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Jules
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quote: Originally posted by C2RL R
I have my red, brown and gold wings but not purple.
Same
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mattk
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red and brown here
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Adam
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quote: Originally posted by red_top
Im sure you've all heard about "your wings"(havnt read whole post so it may be a repost)
red wings=shaggin a girl on the rag
Apparently have to eat the bloody carpet to get red wings
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red+wings
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DannyB
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Like i say, its different to where ur from lol and eatin that...no thanks, just had my tea.
[Edited on 19-02-2008 by red_top]
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Adam
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Silver wings = OAP
White Wings = Virgin
pink wings = red + white at the same time :S
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CorsAsh
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Rainbow wings = u2u Robin.
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