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Originally posted by J da Silva

To add to the many interesting reads on here today, thought this would be a good one, most posts in offday are just banter most of the time, so this should be good......

I'll start...


Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called CS

In west San Paulo born and raised
On the Fireprotection Industry was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all making up fake sisters outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Rotherham'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Rotherham living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of CS dispair

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said LAFFIN and it had scouse perm in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man dont botherim' - 'Yo home to Rotherham'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of CS dispair

[Edited on 05-08-2008 by J da Silva]

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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
can anyone answer about Cosmos, did he really own all the bridal shops or was he just a weirdo that wears his mums dress while online?

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Originally posted by DannyB
yay another old as fuck thread

edit: he was online yesterday aswell

[Edited on 17-02-2011 by DannyB]

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Originally posted by SetH

explain this to me Admin, I do not understand your administrative procedures?!?! WTFAH64APACHEMI24HIND teh fuck is going on1?1/11/!?!?

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Originally posted by SetH
FFS disgraceful fucking interwebz police... ban those accounts JESUS WEPT ARSE JUICE

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Originally posted by J da Silva

The sheer fact is 80% of the replies in this thread are fictional. But that's because it's deemed 'cool' to be that.

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