Seany
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slight lean forward is all thats required, wipe from balls to top of crack, quick check and perchance a smell if it looks a bit funky ( like after eating slush puppies it always comes out green  ) drop and repeat as necessary, jobs a good'un
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by Seany]
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LukeS
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this thread is brilliance 
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Paul_J
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 what a random thread...
thought everyone sat down reach behind and lean forward a bit.
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mattk
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I used to think everyone stood up, It came about one night pissed when my mate came down and said he had just had a shite and had accidently dipped his hand in the water and touched a log, I asked him how had he done that and he did the action of himself wiping which totally had me in stitches
the very fact he has touched his own shit proves sitting down is flawed, yet he still persists in saying Im wrong for standing up
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AndyKent
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I would usually agree, but how clumsy do you have to be to put your hand in the water.
Its quite a distance from your arse to the water usually
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Richie B
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Bit of both. Also fold.
Thread is
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Seany
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
the very fact he has touched his own shit proves sitting down is flawed, yet he still persists in saying Im wrong for standing up
standing up to wipe is flawed also, it may just be me but when i stand up my ass cheeks close, therfore less wipage can be done?
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Carl
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It's all about the sat down diagonal lean, levering one check on the rim, opposite leg out slightly (ie knees apart about 45 degrees from 12 oclock, on tip toes on that leg to aid the hold.
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Bonney
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Sit down and wipe, With stand up and wipe thets flawed. Stumbling and falling whilst your pants are half mast is flawed too
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LukeS
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I wonder if any women have polled this thread
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Chris F
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Between my legs sitting down!
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dean101287
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I sit and get a lean on the go. My mate sits down, has a dump, grabs his cock and balls and then wipes from back to front. Apparantly
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Richie B
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris F
Between my legs sitting down!
Between legs 
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by Richie B]
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mattk
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thats the way my mate does!
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CorsAsh
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So, assuming you have a piss when you're sat there, do you not get a wet forearm from doing that??
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dean101287
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Surely by wiping towards you bollox, you kinda get a spread of shit going all over them?
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Liam
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@ this thread.
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Toby
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my mate doesnt even sit down to take a shit he hovers lol god know what he does to wipe
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Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
It's all about the sat down diagonal lean, levering one check on the rim, opposite leg out slightly (ie knees apart about 45 degrees from 12 oclock, on tip toes on that leg to aid the hold.
christ you need a degree to use this method
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nathy_87
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Sit down ,lean forward a bit, go from sack to crack, 3 sheets folded with left hand. Used to be able to wipe with my right BUT since my 3 fingers got sliced with a knife i can't use my right hand no more to wipe
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allza
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Between legs sitting down for me too! Now seems an unorthodox technique!
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chloe16v
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omfg, just found this thread and i am in bloody tears reading the replys
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Ste
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I have someone do it for me. I remain seated whilst they perform the delicate task.
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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dannymccann
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Sit down 
Also, before you do the deed, can you feel if its going to be a 'good clean shit'? You know the ones that just slip straight out in about 5 seconds AND leave no trace behind?! These are my favourite shits, in and out before someone has time to take a piss 
Have to admit being paid to sit on the shitter at work though is good, we have automatic lights that turn off after 15 minutes I think, I got caught in the dark once trying to pikey out of doing work 
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Ste W
I have someone do it for me. I remain seated whilst they perform the delicate task.
With a Karcher?
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