Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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quote: Originally posted by James
quote: Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
Fleshlights are the future.
I'd prefer one of those rubber fannies moulded from a famous porn star.
It would be like throwing a pencil down the Grand Canyon.
Depends how big your pencil is, I guess.
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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quote: Originally posted by DannyB
Aye, you might aswell fuck a welly.
Is that a new slang term for a Welsh scally?
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Tom G
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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by J da Silva
quote: Originally posted by DannyB
Aye, you might aswell fuck a welly.
Is that a new slang term for a Welsh scally?
Or just a actual welly
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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http://realisticvaginas.69adulttoys.com/CyberSkin-Vibrating-Perfect-Ass.asp what about a vibrating ass?
now this looks the shizzzlleee
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Jenko_Sport
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Registered: 25th May 06
Location: Stoke-on-Trent
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quote: Originally posted by sam-smith
http://realisticvaginas.69adulttoys.com/CyberSkin-Vibrating-Perfect-Ass.asp what about a vibrating ass?
now this looks the shizzzlleee
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Fucking
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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A man dildo, now why didn't I think of that?
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ed
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quote: Originally posted by Jenko_Sport
quote: Originally posted by sam-smith
http://realisticvaginas.69adulttoys.com/CyberSkin-Vibrating-Perfect-Ass.asp what about a vibrating ass?
now this looks the shizzzlleee
Thunder lolz!
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Tom G
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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by DannyB
Whats wrong with having a wank?
Just sit on your hand till it's numb then it won't feel like you're doing it.
sleeping beauty
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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Suppose theres one good thing about the flashlight thing. It never gets an headache!
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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someone just got the ole headache excuse then?
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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lol
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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What were you 'searching' for to find this?
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Eck
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Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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quote: Originally posted by Shell
I thought a flesh light was one of those contraptions that shows up bodily fluids on surfaces etc?
If I had seen this comment two years ago I'd have beaten you around the head
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
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quote: Originally posted by Nath
What were you 'searching' for to find this?
I read something here, that reminded me of it
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fazza
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Registered: 7th Feb 08
Location: Plymouth
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samsmith lives in plymouth
fleshlight friend
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Dan
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Registered: 22nd Apr 02
Location: Gorleston on Sea, Norfolk
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I'm an official stockist of fleshlights missus told me to try one out while she was recovering from preggorz.
I'm not saying it as a sales pitch, but they really are the dogs bollocks.
Why more men don't have them I'll never know. Especially single men.
[Edited on 22-08-2011 by Dan]
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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what a thread.... seriously though how much im currently single.......
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JaffaTB
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Registered: 7th Oct 09
Location: Sheffield, South Yorkshire
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ive had one lol good but soon get bored of cleaning it afterwards and resort to a good old wank into some bog roll
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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2years on and your still single. I'm sorry it's not funny.
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
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i havent been single the whole two years mate haha
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Must be pretty degrading fucking a piece of metal and rubber assembled by a 10 year old Chinese girl, then cleaning your own junk out of it when you're finished?
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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its part of being the internet
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Cool
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sc0ott
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