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Hammer

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23rd Jun 09 at 22:58

Where the fuck do you cunts stay then?

sand-eel

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:00

yourrrrrrrr well gettin chibbed hammer

LukeS

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:01

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo

quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
god i hate the scottish accent, its so high pitched

It really depends on the person

Hmm i suppose

BluKoo

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:03

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uKDm6dUCUM

This was on last night. I forgot how funny Chewin The Fat was

[Edited on 23-06-2009 by BluKoo]

K17STY

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:04

Better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-WGb56mYuA&feature=related

sand-eel

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:04

the big man

sand-eel

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HafWTDb_Tpg

"chib ya and phone an ambulance at the same time"

BluKoo

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:10

Just wandering; Do you English folk call the Cinema "the pictures" too, or is that a scottish thing?

CorsAsh

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:10

I have educated my colleagues on the Big Man's range of chibbery

Only yesterday was I being told I would be chibbed with a phone chib

K17STY

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:11

and call sandwiches pieces?

LukeS

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:12

yeah we call it the pictures

CorsAsh

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:12

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
Just wandering; Do you English folk call the Cinema "the pictures" too, or is that a scottish thing?

I've called it the pictures for ages too. I think up north you get some cross-terms. Not so much darn sarf therefore.

BluKoo

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:13

quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
and call sandwiches pieces?

Think thats just a Scottish thing.

What about an afternoon break being called a "fly". I'm fairly sure thats a Scottish thing, but not 100% sure.

Hammer

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:15

They pieces gee me the heebie jeebies im away doon the pictures.

Richie B

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:17

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
Just wandering; Do you English folk call the Cinema "the pictures" too, or is that a scottish thing?

Aye, it's the pictures.

BluKoo

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23rd Jun 09 at 23:19

U a Geordie?

Geordies are the best type of English people. I almost considder them Scottish.

alan-g-w

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24th Jun 09 at 11:32

I think that it needs to be made clear that people in Glasgow don't go around saying ken wit a mean an the like, this thread's making out that we're all a bunch of chookturs.

Nasal speaking ftw an nat no min. ken.

nathy_87

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24th Jun 09 at 11:52

quote:
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God everyone should just have a Birmingham accent

Yes they should Luke

Sam

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24th Jun 09 at 11:57

If you think Brummie accents are bad, try listening to Black Country accents (i.e. Dudley)

Sam

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24th Jun 09 at 11:58

Also on the subject of Scottish words/saying, can someone (Scottish) explain to me what boke/boak/however you spell it means?

For example, that Scottish bird on Big Brother was in the diary room the other day and said something like:

"it gives me the boak"

^ word is a cross between boar and book

[Edited on 24-06-2009 by Sam]

Marc

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24th Jun 09 at 11:58

Heres an idea.

Fuck off using Scottish speak on a forum,

You don't get Cosmo saying La after every sentence

[Edited on 24-06-2009 by Marc]

John

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24th Jun 09 at 12:00

Boke means to be sick.

Dry boke is when you think you'll be sick but aren't.

Usage - Her face gives me the boke.

Sam

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24th Jun 09 at 12:04

LOL cheers John, I thought it meant something like that but wasn't sure

Tommy L

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24th Jun 09 at 12:06

I am Ken Kennith from Kenneticut

BluKoo

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24th Jun 09 at 12:06

quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Heres an idea.

Fuck off using Scottish speak on a forum,

You don't get Cosmo saying La after every sentence

By the looks of it, most of the English users have enjoyed being taught a little Scottish. Can't you enjoy a little culture too?

Any why would Cosmo say "La" after every sentence?

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