Sam
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I've learnt today that well off people have lots of contacts for potential new business.
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Dom
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I've learnt from Omegle that as a Finnish person you're taught Swedish as a language 
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Jay
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What a dog clip is for
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mooney
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I just learnt that if i get a sore stomach after sitting down and eating maybe a bit too much, all I have to do is push my hernia back in, and hey presto... no more sore stomach 
FPMSL! 
I can tell you that the pain is less having a hernia than having the op to correct it!
Yeah, i've had mine over a year now.
I'm waiting until its really painful before i get it fixed.
I'm gonna miss him when he's gone.
Mine was only painful once in a blue moon, most of time it was fine, apart from the bulge it created in my crotch area 
But because it was a inguinal hernia i thought i better get it sorted, how wrong was i - the pain was so bad they administered the maximum amount of morphine, cocodamol and paracetamol that they could offer, which was great as i felt high as a kite until i moved and then it felt like Leatherface had a go at correcting the hernia.
Then it took about a week before i could stumble about (still in pain mind), two weeks before i could have a shit without pain and five weeks on i'm just about ok apart from the 8/9" scar the retard surgeon gave me.
Although i did have some very very good looking women looking after me during surgery, especially the trainee anaesthetist, little blonde tight arsed lass, who was great apart from her deciding to use my hands as darts boards. And the moment of trying to casually flirt with her whilst lying on the operating table was made that little bit more special when the surgeon decided to check out the area, whipping back my gown revealing my boys to everyone there 
In short, keep it for as long as possible 
[Edited on 08-07-2009 by Dom]
i had my inguinal hernia removed yesterday, and was released from hospital this morning, 
today ive learnt farting is the most painful thing to do after a hernia op, i havent tried going for a shit yet, i have a feeling that it might be what i learn tomorrow 
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K3 VMU
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i have learnt, use stronger velcro for motorbike number plates,or the come off above 100mph......
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bubble
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i learnt that cars dont like going from 5th into reverse.
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MarkSport
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I Learnt that i did not win the lottery yet again
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Gareth F
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I learnt being put on hold is the most boring thing ever all made slightly worse with the most annoying music ever
I reckon they should put comedy clips on instead, atleast theres a 50/50 chance that the customer will be happy to be put on hold.
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LukeD
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That some managers in job interviews glorify the job role and make it into something it completly aint under false pretenses... day/money wasted!
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Gareth F
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I never had an interview for my current shit job. The manager knew who i was as he had been planning on making me a job offer before i left my old job. Walked in and asked he said yes you start on monday see you at 10am
They didnt even have a position available but he wasnt going to let the opportunity pass him by.
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Sam
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Originally posted by Gareth F
I never had an interview for my current shit job. The manager knew who i was as he had been planning on making me a job offer before i left my old job. Walked in and asked he said yes you start on monday see you at 10am
They didnt even have a position available but he wasnt going to let the opportunity pass him by.
I remember I was temping at a company once and they wanted to make me permanent but they 'had' to give me an interview for my job - so me and my boss walked into the meeting room, he said to me "fancy going down the pub?", I said "yeah, OK" to which he replied "cool, let's go. Oh and you've got the job by the way".
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Brett
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I learnt that TopGear in Stockport charge £35 an hour labour
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Gareth F
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Thats not a bad price, think vaux is around £75ph
Lol at the manager taking you to the pub.
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Brett
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Thats not a bad price, think vaux is around £75ph
Yeah, he said it was the cheapest in the area
Just wanting them to fit my FMIC as I don't have the patience or the skill He estimated 4hrs, so if anyone can beat £140 for fitting it, then be my guest
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C2RL R
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i've learnt that when i get double jalepenos on my pizza it gives me the shits the next day.
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JadeM
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Watching the telly last night I learned that amimals when concieved grow inside the womb like humans and not like chicks in an egg shell I honestly didnt know this .... my mum is dismayed at how thick I am at times She said what size of eggshell did you think an elephant cracked out of Jade!!!! ...... I've never really thought about that tbh
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myke
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i learnt that a £16 double airbed designed for camping is more comfortable than my actual bed and mattress.
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C2RL R
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Originally posted by JadeM
Watching the telly last night I learned that amimals when concieved grow inside the womb like humans and not like chicks in an egg shell I honestly didnt know this .... my mum is dismayed at how thick I am at times She said what size of eggshell did you think an elephant cracked out of Jade!!!! ...... I've never really thought about that tbh
you mean mammals? yeah you are thick! 
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JadeM
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I'm quite clever really, just have no common sense if you know what I mean?
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Brett
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Did you go to the same school as Jade Goody by any chance?
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Xs
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Skittles vodka, although sounding a delightful treat, is still in essence straight vodka
The thing is though, even though you now know how bad it is, you'll try it again, and again
If you get enough skittles in and put it in the freezer then its nice in the mouth but still burns on the way down like straight vodka, so its actually quite good!
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C2RL R
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you're like my sister, she got 3 A*'s in her A levels and a degree but she has no idea about everyday stuff. she bought a lottery ticket on her 18th birthday because she was legally allowed to.... numb as fuck.
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Whittie
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Not to move furniture about at 5am whilst intoxicated. Need to buy a rug now due to spillages
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Dom
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Originally posted by mooney
i had my inguinal hernia removed yesterday, and was released from hospital this morning,
today ive learnt farting is the most painful thing to do after a hernia op, i havent tried going for a shit yet, i have a feeling that it might be what i learn tomorrow
Try sneezing or coughing, it puts you on your arse in the fetal position. Morning wood is a load of fun too (even now, wood still causes a little pain)
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noshua
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that it wasn't the starting of cool runnings on the tele the other night, infact it was Michael Jackson's memorial service
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