SR91
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quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
Do you think there is a Jehovahs Witness forum 
http://www.biblebasher.net/fourm.htm 
[Edited on 24-07-2009 by SR-91]
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Bonney
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When they knocked on the missus's front door, I ended up answering it and turned around to the bloke and said "Bit old for imaginary freinds" closely followed by the door slamming very hard. Had her mum and dad laughing for ages about it.
The best one i have heared of was from a lad at work. His dad invited them in, Kept them talking and let them put one of their videos on. When they where about to leave he said "Hold on, I've seen one of your videos, now you can see one of mine". So he put a porno on and made them sit through it watching it.
Don't think they've been back since 
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LukeS
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Why did i actually try that link 
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N3CRO
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quote:
Originally posted by Bonney66
When they knocked on the missus's front door, I ended up answering it and turned around to the bloke and said "Bit old for imaginary freinds" closely followed by the door slamming very hard. Had her mum and dad laughing for ages about it.
The best one i have heared of was from a lad at work. His dad invited them in, Kept them talking and let them put one of their videos on. When they where about to leave he said "Hold on, I've seen one of your videos, now you can see one of mine". So he put a porno on and made them sit through it watching it.
Don't think they've been back since
Awesome
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GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by TheNobleOne
quote:
Originally posted by Bonney66
When they knocked on the missus's front door, I ended up answering it and turned around to the bloke and said "Bit old for imaginary freinds" closely followed by the door slamming very hard. Had her mum and dad laughing for ages about it.
The best one i have heared of was from a lad at work. His dad invited them in, Kept them talking and let them put one of their videos on. When they where about to leave he said "Hold on, I've seen one of your videos, now you can see one of mine". So he put a porno on and made them sit through it watching it.
Don't think they've been back since
Awesome
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harrisp
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quote:
Originally posted by SR-91
quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
Do you think there is a Jehovahs Witness forum
http://www.biblebasher.net/fourm.htm
[Edited on 24-07-2009 by SR-91]
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/
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JonnyJ
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www.jehovahsport.co.uk
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LukeS
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I wonder if you have to answer silly questions to become a member so you don't devil worship on their.
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LukeS
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
www.jehovahsport.co.uk
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Daveskater
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Epic hating in this thread 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Bart
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A good friend of mine is a jo jo.
If you met him in the street you wouldnt think it, a great chap.
We take the pish about his door knocking though!
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sand-eel
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I would have opened the letter box with a can of deodrant and a lighter.
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Bonney
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Worst of it was, I used to work for one. Not only did he fit the doors, He knocked on them aswell!
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Daveskater
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
A good friend of mine is a jo jo.
If you met him in the street you wouldnt think it, a great chap.
Same with some of my mates, top chaps 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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pow
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Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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Belive what they want, fine, doesnt fuss me.
Stop imposing it on me though.
I DO NOT BELIVE IN ANY GOD!!!
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DizzyRebel
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The best bit about jehovas witness's is that they dont belive in the afterlife. So if you follow their religion by the book you still die and end up as worm food anyway! Makes you wonder why they go to all the trouble of following a religion if you dont get anything from it when you need it the most lol.
All religions span down from the ancient egyptian belifes of the sun god and sun worshipping. Its all cock, science fiction is much more beliveable.
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willay
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fuck you DizzyRebel! I'm a jedi.
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DizzyRebel
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
fuck you DizzyRebel! I'm a jedi.
Jedi's are shit, all you have is the force. Im a converted klingon... one day ill have didges in my forhead too
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willay
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Matt H
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Used to get them when we lived in Derbyshire, never happens in Yorkshire though
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