Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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When you're in bed and you can't even summon the energy to have a wank, that's! when you know you have the proper "Mohamed I'm Hard Bruce Lee" flu....
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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TBH I think I had Swine Flu (or symptoms like it) fairly recently, when I went on the NHS direct website they told me to phone 999
I just stayed in bed for a couple of days and felt much better for it. Tamiflu my arse
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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quote: Originally posted by John
Sorry, I forgot loads of government officials and medical experts publish their findings on youtube, it's the new Lancet apparently.
they are tv interviews, press conferences and seminars that were recorded and somone posted them on youtube. none of them were made expressly for the youtube population.
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Richie
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Registered: 3rd Dec 02
Location: Newport, Wales
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quote: Originally posted by Dom
Man the fuck up!
Flu is four times worse than H1N1, it's just the media exaggerating. I've apparently had it (and a few of my mates and their folks who all say the same), according to the women on the help line, and i've had worse head colds than swin flu. Tried oseltamivir (Tamiflu) which did nothing, ended up popping a load of beechams and paracetamol, drank loads of fluids and i was right as rain within a few days. Even during the few days i had it i was still getting on and working from home.
When at any point have I said I'm skiving
I'm still at the training course as I speak and working remotely when I'm done! I simply said I called up to check just in case as my auntie recently died and my nan is still mortified by it, and has had to move into my parents home where im staying temporarily - don't want to show that I've tried to do fuck all to get shot of it.
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DizzyRebel
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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
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Old people are immune to it anyway, its cultured from several virus's that were about years ago and once you have had a flu virus your body become pretty much immune to it. So tell granny not to worry as shes highly unlikely to contract it.
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Richie
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Registered: 3rd Dec 02
Location: Newport, Wales
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You'd be suprised - sometimes I think my Nan is allergic to fucking air
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