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DannyB
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4th Dec 09 at 13:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm pretty sure I've done a heavy weight heffer, although it wouldn't have been the greatest thing to ask her what size she is just as I'm at the vinegar stroke.
DaveyLC
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I've tried the whole menu pretty much Size 8 to 20 odd.. I have to say bigger girls are generally better in the bedroom! I think alot of girls who are slimmer and might be considered "stereotypically beautiful" never get told if they are shit in bed because most blokes just want to cling onto their trophy bird and wouldnt want to upset her.
pow
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4th Dec 09 at 14:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

trophy bird's lol
willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
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4th Dec 09 at 14:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

1x moose pig
2xLight weight HEFFER
chloe16v
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4th Dec 09 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pert and neutral for me
SetH
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as in dudes??
mwg
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Worst (or best if you are SetH) I've done is Moose pig.

The higher end of PERT through to Neutral is my preferred.
Jake
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i had a moosepig once and the little feller actually inverted. never has that happened before, or since.
Hammer
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I'm a chubby chaser
chloe16v
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
as in dudes??


no
N3CRO
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4th Dec 09 at 16:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Had a couple of Light Weight Heffers in my time but I prefer my women size 10 - 12.
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
I prefer girls around 12/14


Oh. My. GOD!!!

Shocking, yet refreshingly honest all the same Dave.
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
size zero

clicky


Not good.
_Allan_
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Size 0 FTW. they make my cock look huge
John
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What if you like the birds you like and don't feel the need to talk shit on cs?
Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by John
What if you like the birds you like and don't feel the need to talk shit on cs?


let us know what thats like wont you John
Carl
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5th Dec 09 at 01:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I lost my virginity to a lightweight heffer, at least I think i did, I was that drunk I may have fucked fanny-like fat folds.
Lawrah
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Good looking heffers, mess with my head. Its not right..you cant be HOT and FAT?! whats going on there???
Cole
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5th Dec 09 at 08:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my missus is of borderline heavyweight heffer get in love it
ChazSXi
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Waterlooville, Hampshire
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missus is a size 8...smallest i have been with

Cosmo
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Chaz, I highly suggest becoming a Prem member and posting away in there.
andy1868
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you should tell your girlfriend i have the same tap in my bathroom as her
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
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Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
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Originally posted by DannyB
Skinny girls are fucking disgusting, I prefer girls with a bit of meat to them aswell, nothing worse than fucking a girl that has a body like a 10 year old chinese altar boy, curvy FTW.



think to my missus in the thread?


From what I can remember she was nice, lovely body.


She is just right imo.


Aye, her ex thinks so too.
andy1868
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_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
you should tell your girlfriend i have the same tap in my bathroom as her


I wish to tap his g/f tbh. Chaz go preem.

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