Ollie_B
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Registered: 1st Jun 08
Location: North Wales/Wirral
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No chainsaws in trees, for me today 
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GF-91
Banned
Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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Luke, in case you aren't aware; I have a gf, I have been with her for nearly 6 months.
However, you, don't have a gf, haven't done for ages, but that makes me gay?  
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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Yes.
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Daveskater
Premium Member
Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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Luke you big gay.
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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STFU David
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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Snow here, Lorry jack knifed at the end of the road.
Just logged into Works CCTV cameras, no ones there!
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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morning new peeps.
gotta question that came up in convo in last nite shenanigans.
Whats the etiquette if an attractive girls is interested in you but a friend tells you they have herpes?
a) not it let it bother you as you strap it up
b) not go anywhere near it
if a could find yourself in a relationship and then if you want the kids the old fashioned way you might get it 
if b could find yourself missing out on a good time
im sure there is other options out there
your views on the matter please?
if you want
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Daveskater
Premium Member
Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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Fill her full of Domestos for a few nights and see if it clears up.
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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lol B! Shes a whore
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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Dave
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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apparently her ex fella cheated on her and gave it to her 
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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Oh this is a true story, i thought you were hypothetically speaking
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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hahaha just reread daves comment 1st time i swear it said Doritos
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Morning
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
Oh this is a true story, i thought you were hypothetically speaking
To'mato, Tom'ato
same difference
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Daveskater
Premium Member
Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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Doritos
Can it be cured? If it can then consider getting together and then try that. If not then personally I'd have to think it over for at least 5 years.
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
User status: Offline
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i dont know . . . to the googlemobile
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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Or.....stick it in her shitter
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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 took me a whole 15mins with deicer to clear my window screen today which made me a whole 10mins late for work 
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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Say to her "If you have any STD's, tell me now, otherwise I'll cut your nipples off with my hunting knife if I catch something". Girls demand honesty.
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Say to her "If you have any STD's, tell me now, otherwise I'll cut your nipples off with my hunting knife if I catch something". Girls demand honesty.
can i borrow your hunting knife
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Daveskater
Premium Member
Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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A big fan of that knife, aren't we Eck? 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
User status: Offline
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Hunting Knife's are the future Dave. What happens when I wish to go on a covert mission to kill someone, and I'm hiding in the bath full of water, my gun will die. But the hunting knife, well he just keeps on rocking. Aye you can borrow it Budgie, but leave the blood on. It feeds on it.
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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does it have a genuine staghorn handle?
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GF-91
Banned
Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
User status: Offline
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Luke loves it in the bum, end of.
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