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Daveskater

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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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14th Jan 10 at 20:47

quote:
Originally posted by Wrighty_1988
roll just a tiny bit onto his drive andd then do a massive burnout?

Liking this

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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14th Jan 10 at 20:48

quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
blow a ballon up tie a knot, then attach it to his tyre, so that when he drives he will drive over the balloon, go pop and feels like you've gota flat tyre, oh and record it.

Worse idea than the threesome with your gf and her ex-bf that you had.

your such a prick cosmo.

you're

GF-91

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Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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14th Jan 10 at 20:50

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
blow a ballon up tie a knot, then attach it to his tyre, so that when he drives he will drive over the balloon, go pop and feels like you've gota flat tyre, oh and record it.

Worse idea than the threesome with your gf and her ex-bf that you had.

your such a prick cosmo.

you're

GF-91

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Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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14th Jan 10 at 20:51

You could find out his favourite takeaway place and make a HUGE order and have them deliver it to him, when he says he didn't order it they won't let him order again

sand-eel

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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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14th Jan 10 at 21:05

How would you find out his favourite take away place?
1st option...
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"oh hi, its yongs wangs round the corner" - man
"cheers pal" - skyline man.

2nd option (most likely)
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"FUCK OFF" - man

You are loosing it gary, you aren't thinking straight.

Liam B

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Registered: 2nd Mar 09
Location: Herefordshire
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14th Jan 10 at 21:07

Shag his misses/sister/daughter/cat

GF-91

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Location: Burnley!
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14th Jan 10 at 21:15

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
How would you find out his favourite take away place?
1st option...
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"oh hi, its yongs wangs round the corner" - man
"cheers pal" - skyline man.

2nd option (most likely)
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"FUCK OFF" - man

You are loosing it gary, you aren't thinking straight.

You could wait until he gets his next takeaway you absolute tool. Also, he may also leave the takeaway boxes in the designated cardboard/paper bag you might be able to tell from that.

sand-eel

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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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14th Jan 10 at 21:18

How do you know its his favourite? It may just be one he picked up on the way home from a day out zorbing, which apparently he thought was over hyped.

Root

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Registered: 28th Dec 08
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14th Jan 10 at 21:18

quote:
Originally posted by GaryF

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
How would you find out his favourite take away place?
1st option...
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"oh hi, its yongs wangs round the corner" - man
"cheers pal" - skyline man.

2nd option (most likely)
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"FUCK OFF" - man

You are loosing it gary, you aren't thinking straight.

You could wait until he gets his next takeaway you absolute tool. Also, he may also leave the takeaway boxes in the designated cardboard/paper bag you might be able to tell from that.

most of them are the exact same boxes...like 95% of takeaway places have the same boxes, pre-made and ordered from JJ foods

GF-91

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Location: Burnley!
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14th Jan 10 at 21:27

Oh FFS. I'm pretty sure you could work it out if you used your brain/

sand-eel

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14th Jan 10 at 21:41

nope

Doug

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14th Jan 10 at 22:59

Matt just leave a car parked right on the end of your drive. On the absolute limit so he cannot possibly complain but will make life difficult for him

Jake

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14th Jan 10 at 23:00

if he has a garden gnome kick it over

[Edited on 14-01-2010 by jake]

Cosmo

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14th Jan 10 at 23:01

quote:
Originally posted by jake
if he has a garden gnome kick it over

[Edited on 14-01-2010 by jake]

oooo, you industrial prankster you.

Andrew

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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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14th Jan 10 at 23:03

Can you not park a car at the end of your drive so he cannot reverse onto it?

mark_gsi

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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: Peterlee/darlington
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14th Jan 10 at 23:05

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by jake
if he has a garden gnome kick it over

[Edited on 14-01-2010 by jake]

oooo, you industrial prankster you.

mark_gsi

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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: Peterlee/darlington
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14th Jan 10 at 23:08

wait till he's out, hose pipe through the letter box. flood house, comes back, oh no a pipe has burst, calls plumber nothing wrong costs him a fortune for getting a plumber out.

or not.

Ian_GTI

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Registered: 26th Mar 07
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14th Jan 10 at 23:10

quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
blow a ballon up tie a knot, then attach it to his tyre, so that when he drives he will drive over the balloon, go pop and feels like you've gota flat tyre, oh and record it.

Worse idea than the threesome with your gf and her ex-bf that you had.

your such a prick cosmo.

sand-eel

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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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14th Jan 10 at 23:11

£35 call out charge, won't break the bank probs tbh imo imho lol rofl ftw.

GF-91

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14th Jan 10 at 23:13

It'd annoy him though. Also, new carpets!

Cosmo

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14th Jan 10 at 23:13

quote:
Originally posted by Ian_GTI

quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
blow a ballon up tie a knot, then attach it to his tyre, so that when he drives he will drive over the balloon, go pop and feels like you've gota flat tyre, oh and record it.

Worse idea than the threesome with your gf and her ex-bf that you had.

your such a prick cosmo.

Another non-Prem who would get the real joke if he wasnt so cheap!

lostboy

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Registered: 29th Jan 09
Location: Durham
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15th Jan 10 at 00:26

Get a ski mask a chainsaw and a high power torch, when he's asleep burn his house down.

Cosmo

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15th Jan 10 at 00:27

quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
Get a ski mask a chainsaw and a high power torch, when he's asleep burn his house down.

Why do you need the chainsaw and mask if you're just going to burn his house down whilst he is sleeping?

GF-91

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Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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15th Jan 10 at 00:28

quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
Get a ski mask a chainsaw and a high power torch, when he's asleep burn his house down.

The chainsaw does what to make a fire?

Edit- beaten by cosmo.

[Edited on 15-01-2010 by GaryF]

ryzer

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Registered: 18th Mar 03
Location: Berkshire Drives:UGLY MUG
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15th Jan 10 at 00:30

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
blow a ballon up tie a knot, then attach it to his tyre, so that when he drives he will drive over the balloon, go pop and feels like you've gota flat tyre, oh and record it.

Worse idea than the threesome with your gf and her ex-bf that you had.

your such a prick cosmo.

you're

absolutely sublime.

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