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sand-eel
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24th Jan 10 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Haha at the second video when the rally car goes flying past, then cuts to an action shot of a car getting hosed
Daveskater
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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
quote:
Originally posted by BLine_Sport
just rewatched the first one.... mixing at 3.45 am i the only one who just cringed??
No I did as well
Forgot to mention this It was horrible! Nobody with ears would think that sounds good.

It would have been better if he'd have just had the Moby song on all the way through instead of that rubbish noise for the first half.

[Edited on 24-01-2010 by Daveskater]


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Gareth F
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24th Jan 10 at 18:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

*Rocky theme plays*
*Curtains open*
*Rich walks in*
Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.

Defo made me laugh especially the second one
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24th Jan 10 at 18:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

awaits rich's video responce cue the HD trailer for refined detail
Gareth F
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Set in the midhurst bus stop carpark for the ghetto approach
TotalVauxhall1989
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SAD AS FCUK!!!! When you see an ear bud cleaning a car you know they arway over the top. That RS was smart like...
Graham88
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25th Jan 10 at 05:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's a brand new RS aswell ffs, it's hardly going to be dirty.
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quote:
Originally posted by Graham88
It's a brand new RS aswell ffs, it's hardly going to be dirty.


It was

[Edited on 25-01-2010 by vxrmarc]
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25th Jan 10 at 19:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote




Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Cole
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i thought the 1st video was gash sorry marc the 2nd one though was much better its advertising at the end of the day
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quote:
Originally posted by vxrmarc
quote:
Originally posted by Graham88
It's a brand new RS aswell ffs, it's hardly going to be dirty.


It was

[Edited on 25-01-2010 by vxrmarc]


yeah because seeing things you can't see with the naked eye makes a car dirty doesn't it
Graham88
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quote:
Originally posted by vxrmarc
quote:
Originally posted by Graham88
It's a brand new RS aswell ffs, it's hardly going to be dirty.


It was


To warrant getting cotton buds in the gaps? Hmmm... my 05 Fiesta doesn't need that done and I can be very anal about cleaning that...
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25th Jan 10 at 21:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

WOW its like porn..

I have more important things in life.
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quote:
Originally posted by Graham88
quote:
Originally posted by vxrmarc
quote:
Originally posted by Graham88
It's a brand new RS aswell ffs, it's hardly going to be dirty.


It was


To warrant getting cotton buds in the gaps? Hmmm... my 05 Fiesta doesn't need that done and I can be very anal about cleaning that...


diffrence between someone who cleans there car at the weekend and someone who does it for a living and has a reputation to uphold, saying that to repeat my post above when i saw marcs car i was suprised considering what line of buisness he is in
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25th Jan 10 at 23:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
WOW its like porn..

I have more important things in life.


Like watching actual porn?
forfarcorsa
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26th Jan 10 at 01:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think mark does take things over the top tbh

Bit i bet he makes a shitload of money doing it
LukeS
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im going to make a video of me washing the dishes with some pumping techno in the back ground

dish detail
Mike GSi
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Me and a mate were going to 'Detail' A car with Fairy liquid, Gritty sponge and a jet wash. Just for the laughs

And make a video and youtube it
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27th Jan 10 at 05:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That second video. The guy on there is so far up his own arse thats untrue!! Haha
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1st Feb 10 at 21:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh lordy

Made me want a white RS even more now though!
CORSA NUT
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
lol 5K

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNAmZPgcBzU&feature=related


OH....MY....

WHY is he putting wax on with his hands like he's touching up a woman

Is this guy serious?? He sounds retarded

Water running off at the end looks cool though.
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Tut tut tut, would've thought he'd know better than to shampoo the car in a straigh line (rather than a circular motion)
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Also why is he using a sponge when they bang on about wash mitts!!???
Tedney
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quote:
Originally posted by CORSA NUT
quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
lol 5K

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNAmZPgcBzU&feature=related


OH....MY....

WHY is he putting wax on with his hands like he's touching up a woman

Is this guy serious?? He sounds retarded

Water running off at the end looks cool though.


It explains in this video why he puts it on with his hands

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LSle_WgexQ&feature=fvw

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