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21st Feb 10 at 20:37

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
If he's anything like his son, you'll just get a reply of "Your son's a cunt."

My Dad's reply would be 'I know' tbh.

and then stop pocket money

Cosmo

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21st Feb 10 at 20:38

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
If he's anything like his son, you'll just get a reply of "Your son's a cunt."

My Dad's reply would be 'I know' tbh.

and then stop pocket money

It got stopped a while back tbh, when I finished Uni, £800 a month gone

Cosmo

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21st Feb 10 at 20:39

quote:
Originally posted by jr
no thats typing, the click was to send

i know you have staff to do these types of menial tasks sually for you cosmo but its really easy honest

What about the click to open the email program, and the one for new email?

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21st Feb 10 at 20:40

why did you go to uni to learn to be a receptionist ?

Cosmo

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21st Feb 10 at 20:40

quote:
Originally posted by jr
why did you go to uni to learn to be a receptionist ?

As it was my aim in life to make sure I keep you out of a job.

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21st Feb 10 at 20:55

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by jr
why did you go to uni to learn to be a receptionist ?

As it was my aim in life to make sure I keep you out of a job.

im considering having you kidnapped and subjected to danny dyer reading war and piece to you whist tied to a chair

Cosmo

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21st Feb 10 at 20:56

Even the thought of that is close to having me kill myself.

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21st Feb 10 at 21:01

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Even the thought of that is close to having me kill myself.

do it, do it

Cosmo

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21st Feb 10 at 21:02

Only if Dyer does a show on it - I dunno, called 'Britain's hardest suicides' or something.

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21st Feb 10 at 21:05

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Only if Dyer does a show on it - I dunno, called 'Britain's hardest suicides' or something.

the only reason it will be a hardest suicide, is because from the neck muscles you have build up giving the bigger boys head in the kop meaning your be a nightmare to hang

Cosmo

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21st Feb 10 at 21:07

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Only if Dyer does a show on it - I dunno, called 'Britain's hardest suicides' or something.

the only reason it will be a hardest suicide, is because from the neck muscles you have build up giving the bigger boys head in the kop meaning your be a nightmare to hang

The grammar in this is amazing.

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21st Feb 10 at 21:07

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Only if Dyer does a show on it - I dunno, called 'Britain's hardest suicides' or something.

the only reason it will be a hardest suicide, is because from the neck muscles you have build up giving the bigger boys head in the kop meaning your be a nightmare to hang

built*

Cosmo

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21st Feb 10 at 21:10

quote:
Originally posted by Rickavo

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Only if Dyer does a show on it - I dunno, called 'Britain's hardest suicides' or something.

the only reason it will be a hardest suicide, is because from the neck muscles you have build up giving the bigger boys head in the kop meaning your be a nightmare to hang

built*

thats all you can pick out thats wrong?

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21st Feb 10 at 21:10

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Only if Dyer does a show on it - I dunno, called 'Britain's hardest suicides' or something.

the only reason it will be a hardest suicide, is because from the neck muscles you have build up giving the bigger boys head in the kop meaning your be a nightmare to hang

The grammar in this is amazing.

i was typing to quickly

orbbo fail

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21st Feb 10 at 21:11

quote:
Originally posted by Rickavo

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Only if Dyer does a show on it - I dunno, called 'Britain's hardest suicides' or something.

the only reason it will be a hardest suicide, is because from the neck muscles you have build up giving the bigger boys head in the kop meaning your be a nightmare to hang

built*

are you like the mircrosoft paper clip, because i need some help writing a letter

Cosmo

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21st Feb 10 at 21:11

Make me sure my opinion on Southern schools is correct tbh.

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21st Feb 10 at 21:12

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Make me sure my opinion on Southern schools is correct tbh.

grammer fail

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21st Feb 10 at 21:13

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Make me sure my opinion on Southern schools is correct tbh.

grammer fail

Its grammar mate.

Nic Barnes

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21st Feb 10 at 21:13

little jr vs the mighty cosmo.

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21st Feb 10 at 21:14

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
little jr vs the mighty cosmo.

tbf jr vs anyone would be classed as little jr....smurf, gnome, etc.

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21st Feb 10 at 21:15

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Make me sure my opinion on Southern schools is correct tbh.

grammer fail

Its grammar mate.

i know, reverse psychology

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21st Feb 10 at 21:19

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by Rickavo

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Only if Dyer does a show on it - I dunno, called 'Britain's hardest suicides' or something.

the only reason it will be a hardest suicide, is because from the neck muscles you have build up giving the bigger boys head in the kop meaning your be a nightmare to hang

built*

thats all you can pick out thats wrong?

That was all I could be bothered correcting to be honest.

And yes jr, that is my job. If you draft a letter I'll go over it with a magnifying glass for you.

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21st Feb 10 at 21:20

much appricated

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21st Feb 10 at 21:21

quote:
Originally posted by Rickavo
And yes jr, that is my job. If you draft a letter I'll go over it with a magnifying glass for you.

Stop picking on his height knob.

He may be small, and his writing therefore will be minuscule, but it doesn't mean you'll need a magnifying glass to read it.

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21st Feb 10 at 21:23

LOL @ CRAIG

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