lostboy
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quote: Originally posted by Carl
quote: Originally posted by lostboy
Lol @ calling black people coloured. There is only one colour on them, black, white people are coloured. Like me for instance, brown hair, white skin brown eyes, (big thick) pink cheb end and tiny nipples.
WHITE POWER!
Black isn't a colour, it's the absence of colour, so therefore not actually a colour.
Awesome but I didn't ask for your life story
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You need to wash those Jonny.
its best practice if you just replace johnnys rather than wash them out!
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SetH
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NIGLETS
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Carl
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quote: Originally posted by lostboy
quote: Originally posted by Carl
quote: Originally posted by lostboy
Lol @ calling black people coloured. There is only one colour on them, black, white people are coloured. Like me for instance, brown hair, white skin brown eyes, (big thick) pink cheb end and tiny nipples.
WHITE POWER!
Black isn't a colour, it's the absence of colour, so therefore not actually a colour.
Awesome but I didn't ask for your life story
Good reply.
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Root
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Barrack Obama has agreed to put the queen's face on US stamps, as long as we can keep his face on our jam jars.
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Root
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What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society.
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What's black and doesn't work?
Half of London.
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
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The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.
He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"
I said, "No, you're black and you smell."
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lostboy
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quote: Originally posted by Root
What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society.
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What's black and doesn't work?
Half of London.
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
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The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.
He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"
I said, "No, you're black and you smell."
Don't get that one, @ the marmite one.
[Edited on 27-07-2010 by lostboy]
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JonnyJ
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quote: Originally posted by lostboy
quote: Originally posted by Root
What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society.
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What's black and doesn't work?
Half of London.
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
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The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.
He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"
I said, "No, you're black and you smell."
Don't get that one, @ the marmite one.
[Edited on 27-07-2010 by lostboy]
The old slave ships?
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oceansoul
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Fucking at them jokes.
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Theham85
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I am eggshell
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lostboy
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quote: Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote: Originally posted by lostboy
quote: Originally posted by Root
What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society.
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What's black and doesn't work?
Half of London.
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
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The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.
He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"
I said, "No, you're black and you smell."
Don't get that one, @ the marmite one.
[Edited on 27-07-2010 by lostboy]
The old slave ships?
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harrisp
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Marmite joke
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Tomnova16
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Marmite joke is awesome
[Edited on 27-07-2010 by Tomnova16]
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Ben G
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my indian mate calls himself a brownie.
but yeah, i see your point.
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Twitch
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STEALTH NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!
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Daimo B
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WTF, racist motherfuckers.
It was a genuine question, cheers for ballsing it up.
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taylorboosh
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i have a black friend, its not true what they say
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Tomnova16
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what, he hasn't stolen your car, he doesnt carry a knife
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Root
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quote: Originally posted by Tomnova16
what, he hasn't stolen your car, he doesnt carry a knife
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Root
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quote: Originally posted by john-d
i have a black friend, its not true what they say
why would you be looking at his dick anyway?
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Tomnova16
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he didn't he just felt it
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Nath
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quote: Originally posted by Daimo B
I hate black people
Easy mate, no need for that.
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by Tomnova16
he didn't he just felt it
WITH HIS MOUTH!
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taylorboosh
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quote: Originally posted by Root
quote: Originally posted by john-d
i have a black friend, its not true what they say
why would you be looking at his dick anyway?
i asked him, he has a dead dry wit so is cool with it...
we work in a call centre and calls are recorded.
Grant resident roid man
Vince black man
On the end of one of vinces calls was recorded, "grant you may take roids but you forget 1 thing, im black, ill still fuck you up"
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gravesy
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quote: Originally posted by Carl
quote: Originally posted by lostboy
Lol @ calling black people coloured. There is only one colour on them, black, white people are coloured. Like me for instance, brown hair, white skin brown eyes, (big thick) pink cheb end and tiny nipples.
WHITE POWER!
Black isn't a colour, it's the absence of colour, so therefore not actually a colour.
Depends if you're talking about paint pigment or light.
My missus is of Indian origin - she calls herself a darkie.
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