AlunJ
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
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quote:
Originally posted by Norcy91
When you have to adjust your clutch every 50 or so miles because you dont have a clip on the clutch cable thread to stop it un-adjusting itself.... Not easy to do unless the engines cooled down a bit
I thought that was a feature 
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Laney
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Registered: 6th May 03
Location: Leeds
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When your window winders come off in your hand because you snapped the clip. Twice.
I had to put mine into second before it'd go into first, let alone reverse
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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Your car always 'needs to be lower'
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Norcy91
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Registered: 15th Sep 08
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quote:
Originally posted by AlunJ
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Originally posted by Norcy91
When you have to adjust your clutch every 50 or so miles because you dont have a clip on the clutch cable thread to stop it un-adjusting itself.... Not easy to do unless the engines cooled down a bit
I thought that was a feature
It might as well be one!
I put a new clip on it about a week ago and today all i get is crunching into reverse and have to get the worlds strongest man to change gears
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J200RSA
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Registered: 23rd May 05
Location: Sheffield
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Originally posted by shaunmods
Everytime you use the horn...gayest sound ever Fucking embarrassing to use lol
the standard corsa horn is the gayest horn ever, go to a scrap yard and get one from a cav or vectra they are much better.
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Mike
Organiser: North West and North Wales
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Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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Standard Corsa horn with the crash bar pressing against it is even worse 
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mike56gte
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Registered: 23rd Jun 09
Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
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these are all so true! althuogh i would say the horns in eg and ek civic are by far the gayest.
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steb10
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Registered: 15th Sep 09
Location: Blackburn, Lancashire
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quote:
Originally posted by Laney
When your window winders come off in your hand because you snapped the clip. Twice.
They are the worst clips ever. Annoying to get on in the first place then they end up coming loose and the winder falls off
And when the petrol light comes on, just brake and the needle goes back up lol
[Edited on 06-09-2010 by steb10]
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steel
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Registered: 22nd Aug 09
Location: Southport/Liverpool
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Originally posted by Norcy91
Not knowing what the little button is between my interior lights as it definitely isn't a switch for the lights
what the hell is it for, i've always wondered this!
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Mieran
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Registered: 28th Jan 08
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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-When you understeer.... badly!
-You have cracked B pillars.
-Squaking doors.
-Only thing you care about is top speed and taking a bend on a motor way at 100 is considered good handling.
-Can not access the front bumper screws and have to ripp off your arches and can't get them back on so you need to tiger seal them which looks gay.
-You have rust around the rear wiper hole
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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goes in for the mot and the headlight clip has fucked off...
or the bias valve has siezed.
of the vss sensor is . . . . the list is almost endless..
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alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by steel
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Originally posted by Norcy91
Not knowing what the little button is between my interior lights as it definitely isn't a switch for the lights
what the hell is it for, i've always wondered this!
Press it and hold it in iirc, the wee red LED under the hazard switch will start flashing - I think it turns off the interior sensors for if it had an alarm in case you leave pets/ kidnapped children in the car
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metterz123
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Registered: 2nd Oct 09
Location: Bracknell. Drives: Corsa B c20xe Gsi Rep
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when your mate hacks a fast roundabout and your seat belt pops undone
when your door clicks 3 times when you open it.
when its sooo low you bash your head on either the bonnet or the tail gate.
and of course the exhaust on rear beam...
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Mark.W
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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: County Durham
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When you have every single little creak,rattle,squeek,nock possible.
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Norcy91
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Registered: 15th Sep 08
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
quote:
Originally posted by steel
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Originally posted by Norcy91
Not knowing what the little button is between my interior lights as it definitely isn't a switch for the lights
what the hell is it for, i've always wondered this!
Press it and hold it in iirc, the wee red LED under the hazard switch will start flashing - I think it turns off the interior sensors for if it had an alarm in case you leave pets/ kidnapped children in the car
Might have to try this one out! Could give me an idea to why the alarm (im sure it has one) isnt working
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harrisp
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Registered: 15th Dec 07
Location: Derbyshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
Your car always 'needs moar lowzzzz
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ste_p23
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Registered: 29th Dec 08
Location: Hindley,Wigan
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quote:
Originally posted by wooly101uk
When you have every single little creak,rattle,squeek,nock possible.
Know the feeling
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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When you start the car and pull away, and have to turn to your mate and explain all the noises are normal
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Darkside-Dee
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Registered: 20th Jun 08
Location: Newcastle
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LOL at all these!
The horn one especially, mine sounded like an asthmatic trying to catch there breath!
Also when you fix one noise and a new one appears!
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AlexW
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Registered: 25th Oct 08
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
When you start the car and pull away, and have to turn to your mate and explain all the noises are normal
THIS, had to do it this morning...
Had to explain the noises were the exhaust hitting the rear bumper and the rear beam 
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mike56gte
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Registered: 23rd Jun 09
Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
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you know you have a corsa when you are passing 106 gti's like they arent moving.
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AlexW
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Registered: 25th Oct 08
Location: Essex
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^They dont move? There always broke  lol
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P1CK4D
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaSport1.4Phillips
You winge at every passenger that tries to put their feet on the shelf under the glove box.
This. Fucking pissed me right off.
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Norcy91
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Registered: 15th Sep 08
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quote:
Originally posted by P1CK4D
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Originally posted by CorsaSport1.4Phillips
You winge at every passenger that tries to put their feet on the shelf under the glove box.
This. Fucking pissed me right off.
A lass snapped a clip on my shelf putting her feet on it, soon got her told... She also put it back in place for me
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shaunmods
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Registered: 12th Mar 07
Location: Glascote, Staffordshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
When you start the car and pull away, and have to turn to your mate and explain all the noises are normal
So true "dont worry the car is safe, I promise" lol!
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