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Neo
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I was going to go same lines as joe tbh, or a massive shit

Reality though 3.5k is quite a bit of weight tbh, especially after loosing double that recently !

could always take up smoking
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
I was going to go same lines as joe tbh, or a massive shit

Reality though 3.5k is quite a bit of weight tbh, especially after loosing double that recently !

could always take up smoking


I've been eating fuck loads of chillies recently; that seems to be dropping me a bit of weight and clearing out the system on the way
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im glad you found someones nervousness getting the better of them amusing mr skater. . . . . .

what job was it for?
Well, we all found it rather amusing that he saw me laughing and immediately thoght we were laughing at him, even though we had no idea who he was or why he was here. Oh, and he's 24 so should know better.
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You are a pretty menacing character TBH Dave
I know, people often cross the street to avoid my path

Ooh, on that note, it's work time

[Edited on 10-09-2010 by Daveskater]


Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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It's not made of tin foil but this will help

A colonic can usually shift around 7lbs but is most effective the 2nd time

I don't understand kg TBH
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Our heavy duty scales at work are in kg; home is in stone/lbs - 7.7lbs in 3.5kg
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Colonic followed by a session in the sauna and you're done
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Surely you'd feel like crap afterwards though joe
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I can't have a colonic in the office though; unless I hook up a hose to the tap in the men's - infact, I can't have a bloody sauna either - I'm actually going to have to do some exercise arn't I
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Surely you'd feel like crap afterwards though joe


Yeah, I take no responsibility for any adverse medical effects this may have on Rich.
I only know about it for making weights for fights, that then gets put back on again as quickly as possible

[Edited on 10-09-2010 by Conway563]
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Could always wrap yourself in bin bags in the morning under your work clothes, that'd make you sweat !
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Find a cupboard to lock yourself in with a load of kettles?
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new phone arrived yay
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I've had to switch to browsing on my phone as the service desk have taken control of my laptop due to my account attempting to access P2P sites
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p2p sites ???
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Right im that bored now im installing ubuntu. For no other reason than im bored.

And it does look pretty cool
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Some peer to peer file sharing site apparently,
https://cn1.redswoosh.akadns.net:443
Neo
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now thats odd

What have you been up to joe
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Right im that bored now im installing ubuntu. For no other reason than im bored.

And it does look pretty cool


i was gonna do that on my home laptop but the hdd gone an goof'd up.
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My female boss has gone home - I'm in charge of the office - The conversation has gone downhill; we're talking about the Scottish guy's wanking habits, ability to deep throat sausages and sticking his finger up his arse...........
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quote:
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Right im that bored now im installing ubuntu. For no other reason than im bored.

And it does look pretty cool


i was gonna do that on my home laptop but the hdd gone an goof'd up.


Will let you know if its worth buying a new HDD after ive played with it.

Currently installing now. Sooooo much easier than Windows already
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45% done
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back again, finishing at 4 today, but theres not much to do at the moment
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The new ubuntu is great, my old man installed it on his computer and thinks its easier to use than xp
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