Ben D
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Ian W
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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Originally posted by dean101287
I nearly said thank you to a cash machine when I took the money. Luckly I didnt as there was a que behine me.
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mike56gte
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Registered: 23rd Jun 09
Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
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Originally posted by DannyB
In work today one of our hire cars had a puncture, our apprentice decided to take the wheel trim off with the airgun resulting in 4 fake plastic wheel bolts being snapped off and lying on the floor.
The boss asked him to heat up the tyre lube pot as it was all mangy so he decided to run an extension cable 15ft across the MOT bay when he could have ust picked the tub of lube up and moved it next to a plug socket.
i was in stitches when i read that!! what a tool!
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sxibeast
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Registered: 6th Aug 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Originally posted by DannyB
In work today one of our hire cars had a puncture, our apprentice decided to take the wheel trim off with the airgun resulting in 4 fake plastic wheel bolts being snapped off and lying on the floor.
Some knob i work with did this to a girls 206 the other day! She stood there and watched him with a breaker bar, and after he smashed the first one off she said to him "didn't you know they were hub caps?" (he tells everyone how great he is at cars etc). After i laughed at him, it later turned out he decided to clean her brakes with WD40 as they were squealing!  
[Edited on 01-10-2010 by sxibeast]
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sxibeast
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Registered: 6th Aug 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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And my WTF moment this week is a tie between my rear break pads flying out of my temp Clio as i was going down the M1 (i had only picked the car up that day) and watching a woman in a Saab on her phone almost plow down a mother and child who were walking on the path whilst an Ambulance came the other way! She literally just missed the woman and child, yet still wound down her window to shout at the Ambulance whilst still holding the phone to her face!
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Hammer
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Was in a meeting in the office yesterday morning and at 1 point the operations manager went on a rant about folk being unprofessional at which point the director picked up his scarf wrapped it round his head and whilst doing a dance said 'I take your point sir' in an Asian accent.
I nearly pissed myself laughing, no one else seemed to find it that funny
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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Funny, but unprofessional in a work environment IMO.
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tom_simes
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Registered: 12th Jan 05
Location: Undy, Newport Drives: Skoda Octavia vRS estate
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Originally posted by sxibeast
he decided to clean her brakes with WD40 as they were squealing!
Jesus, I think I'd be reporting him to management for sure!
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Hammer
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Originally posted by Sam
Funny, but unprofessional in a work environment IMO.
That was the point 
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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when i pulled back my foreskin and my japs eye winked at me this morning
proper wtf
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Ben D
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Registered: 25th Apr 05
Location: South West
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Originally posted by C2RL R
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Originally posted by Ben D
Andrew are all your posts on here about your GF?
... Watching Inbetweeners now & only just got this
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sxibeast
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Registered: 6th Aug 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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quote:
Originally posted by tom_simes
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Originally posted by sxibeast
he decided to clean her brakes with WD40 as they were squealing!
Jesus, I think I'd be reporting him to management for sure!
unfortunately he was doing it as a favour to this girl, not atually as a job itself! I sorted her brakes afterwards and told her to avoid him after that! The trouble is he thinks hes the best just because he passed his apprenticeship (well, i say passed, it took him 5 years to complete a 3 year apprenticeship in which the tutor did most the work).
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lozarus
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Registered: 29th Oct 06
Location: Walderslade, Kent
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wtf so he has 5 years experience? that shit is common knowledge !
saying that a couple weeks ago at work apprentice was doing rear pads on a vw caddy... got another tech to road test it and had no brakes... the plank had left a new pad out !!
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Blade_sri
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Registered: 23rd Apr 03
Location: Pop
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at work ive been banging on for a pay rise for a while, i had to have a meeting with the area manager and hr which there told me because the company had joinned loads of other companys duty managers could not get a pay rise!
WTF
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Huwsi
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Registered: 27th Apr 07
Location: Bangor, Gwynedd
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Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
i went to cheshire oaks today and im 99% sure i parked next to a tranny!
Plenty of them to be seen at Cheshire Oaks tbh
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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
In work today one of our hire cars had a puncture, our apprentice decided to take the wheel trim off with the airgun resulting in 4 fake plastic wheel bolts being snapped off and lying on the floor.
The boss asked him to heat up the tyre lube pot as it was all mangy so he decided to run an extension cable 15ft across the MOT bay when he could have ust picked the tub of lube up and moved it next to a plug socket.
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