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nathy_87
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
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Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
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Originally posted by Ojc
Shes only with him because he is the only person who is wetter than her.

Hes only with her because everyone in Ipswich knows the truth about him and he is a raving homosexual.




Don't we all fucking know it.


Fucking queer.


You propositioned him for drinks Nathy, not the other way around



He said I was cute.
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Originally posted by Steve
last time i fucked her she curled a massive steaming shit all over my chest, then moaned when i wiped it off on the curtains


on her beef curtains?
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Steve is jealous of Luigi

We all realise it is a traumatic thing to see the bird you pumped for several years being satisfied by an Italian love machine but let it go mate, you have too many attachment issues.
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Originally posted by adiohead



OMG
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luigi looks like willay
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looks like a group of special needs to me
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luigi looks like willay


Does too
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Too funny


I like how Luigi is some sort of urban myth wrapped in an enigma now
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What car does this guy have? An Alfa Romeo? A Lancia?





trademark of queer tbh


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Originally posted by Steve
luigi looks like willay


Does too


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Too funny


I like how Luigi is some sort of urban myth wrapped in an enigma now


The way he cut all ties with us is legendary, absolute imbecile.
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He obviously didn't want to break the man code of never shagging a mates ex, so he just made sure Steve was no longer his mate.
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They are in Worcester m8. It says behind them
this


thats not in the uk..

i dont reconise that sign
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It was all very fishy.

First of all he told me he was talking to Charmaine on MSN

Then he went on a date with her in Worcester on the day that I just happened to be visiting Steve so we dropped in on them at Frankie & Bennys and we have never seen such shiftyness from Luigi in all our lives.

His eyes were everywhere, so nervous I think he thought we were going to stripe him up there and then.

Then Steve met the pair of them in town and Luigi was trying to get rid of him.

Luigi then told me that he was moving jobs and not to email him anymore even though to this day his email address is still the same as it sometimes comes back with an out of office reply

Then all of a sudden everything stopped, Charmaine went and met Nona and she threw the pasta sauce all over Charmaine when Nona realised Charz wasn't Italian.

It all went off big style and Luigi got pasta flinged at him by his mum and his dad tried sticking the TV remote up Luigis arse it was horrendous episode TBH suprised their relationship survived it.

[Edited on 03-11-2010 by Ojc]
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That is shifty tbh. Italians are odd I know a family and they are all clinically insane
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
It was all very fishy.

First of all he told me he was talking to Charmaine on MSN

Then he went on a date with her in Worcester on the day that I just happened to be visiting Steve so we dropped in on them at Frankie & Bennys and we have never seen such shiftyness from Luigi in all our lives.

His eyes were everywhere, so nervous I think he thought we were going to stripe him up there and then.

Then Steve met the pair of them in town and Luigi was trying to get rid of him.

Luigi then told me that he was moving jobs and not to email him anymore even though to this day his email address is still the same as it sometimes comes back with an out of office reply

Then all of a sudden everything stopped, Charmaine went and met Nona and she threw the pasta sauce all over Charmaine when Nona realised Charz wasn't Italian.

It all went off big style and Luigi got pasta flinged at him by his mum and his dad tried sticking the TV remote up Luigis arse it was horrendous episode TBH suprised their relationship survived it.

[Edited on 03-11-2010 by Ojc]


so he was trying to start a relationship with someone, then you and her ex went and stalked them when they where on a date in an ice cream shop and you wonder why he was acting shifty :-/

and then her ex met them in town and her new romantic pursuer was trying to get rid of them, well of course he would why would you want someones ex with you when your trying to get with them?
why didnt people just let them get on with it.

[Edited on 03-11-2010 by ssj_kakarot]
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Steve was going out with her at the time. he stole her like some rota wheels
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What sort of name is Charmaine anyway,sounds like some sort of fake toilet paper.

Nae wonder she had skiddy knickers.
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Steve was going out with her at the time. he stole her like some rota wheels


or then yeah hes a sneaky italian fo sho
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Steve was going out with her at the time. he stole her like some rota wheels


phaaaaa
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rofl

Some people take the internet far too seriously.
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Originally posted by deano87
rofl

Some people take the internet far too seriously.


I can't decide whether the constant Luigi updates and stories are funny or if its very sad that two guys in their late 20s are soe obsessed with this still.
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4th Nov 10 at 08:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Do you want me to email him and see if I get a response?
Ojc
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Originally posted by Xs
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Originally posted by deano87
rofl

Some people take the internet far too seriously.


I can't decide whether the constant Luigi updates and stories are funny or if its very sad that two guys in their late 20s are soe obsessed with this still.


If you had met Luigi you would find it very funny

Bloke is shifty as fuck.

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