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Jamie Walby
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The day I find a girl that is more immature and more of a wind up merchant than me, is the day I will have found 'the one'
Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
The day I find a girl that is more immature and more of a wind up merchant than me, is the day I will have found 'the one'


Amen
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That could be quite bad though. My mrs seems to be the voice of reasoning in one too many horrendously stupid ideas. When me and my mates are left to our own devices and there is no sound judgement, shit always kicks off
Jamie Walby
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To be fair Eck, most girls like that wouldnt put up with me so I am coming from the angle of a girl who thinks, cant beat him join him would be cool....or something along those lines!
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
The day I find a girl that is more immature and more of a wind up merchant than me, is the day I will have found 'the one'


I think this is why I'm getting on with this Louis so well - She's not my usual type, really thin (read pert), tattoo on the back of her neck, Ginger hair (died dark though), did useless at School, is in a bit of debt, has a strange thing about cats (read Crazy Cat Lady like) and seems to have crashed more cars than I've had hot dinners BUT She's such a laugh and takes the piss out of me constantly, its really funny actually; always on the wind up even mroe than me

[Edited on 14-12-2010 by LiVe LeE]
Jamie Walby
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Yep! Give me a mental cat lady who can find the funny side of me calling her a cunt any day!

Know what you mean though my bearded friend!

What's her tattoo of? A cat?
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She's got 3; one of stars and twigs on the back of her neck - I didn't notice it for a couple of weeks as its just under her hairline and she's got long hair. Some random slag tag at the bottom of her back and then some colouring in on her leg.

No word of a lie, she has 1 cat but if any other neighbour hood cats meow at her door, she lets them in a feeds them and fucking cat stuff, little models, clocks, ornaments etc fucking everywhere.

She sets all her clocks 20minute forwards so none of them read the right time. She's quite a heavy smoker, whereas I might have one on a night out, when drunk, once in a blue moon.

She couldn't be more opposite to me but She's a laugh and when I roll my eyes at the whole cat thing or try to get her cat to eat her fish, She takes the mick back! Never dull when she's around
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I called her Laura for the first two weeks I knew her and she didn't tell me I got her name wrong because "She thought it was funny".
Jamie Walby
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Marry her.
Ben J
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She sounds a bit nuts tbh. Is she filth in bed?
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she strikes me as the type of girl to have a very dark coloured fanny round the edges
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in other news my missus just got id'd for a 15 film
Jamie Walby
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How old is your better half Steve?
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quote:
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She sounds a bit nuts tbh. Is she filth in bed?


not sealed the deal; She's my alternative to a taxi home on a Friday/Saturday night girl - which normally involves me slurring some words, buying a pizza and collapsing on her bed. She wants me over to stop Thursday night though with going away Friday morning over Christmas/N.Y. so I'll update then.

Steve, Probably. Is that how Prom girl is? Was she Prom Queen? Did you take her to her Prom?
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Shes 12 IRC.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
How old is your better half Steve?


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Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
She sounds a bit nuts tbh. Is she filth in bed?


not sealed the deal; She's my alternative to a taxi home on a Friday/Saturday night girl - which normally involves me slurring some words, buying a pizza and collapsing on her bed. She wants me over to stop Thursday night though with going away Friday morning over Christmas/N.Y. so I'll update then.

Steve, Probably. Is that how Prom girl is? Was she Prom Queen? Did you take her to her Prom?


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RichR
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Oly says she's 16?
Jamie Walby
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yes, but he also likes girls with pink wellies and no carpets
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full of shit

to much cocaine

[Edited on 14-12-2010 by Steve]
Ojc
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Fuck you cunt, she is 16 years of age you prick.
Ojc
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Steve wouldn't survive one minute in my endz
Jake
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olly one of the original barkshire badmen
Ojc
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