Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
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He's doing neither. Fuck knows why.
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by kz
One month done! Started thinking about it a bit recently I must say lol... only eleven more to go not having sex or anything else during this either btw. Where's my wet dream.
you're not having sex for a year? or having a sneaky chop? and you've lasted a month?
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kz
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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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quote: Originally posted by Joe
So basically you can't get laid and this is an excuse...
I was 'seeing' a girl... but I've kinda called that off, at the same time as starting this. Hardest test of the year so far this Friday though, we're sharing a bed in a hotel together.
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Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
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I'm on no fap for another 5 weeks because of my operation Had this week off work and not been able to do anything
I would NEVER stop out of choice though, that's crazy
[Edited on 02-02-2011 by Cavey]
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
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get a grip for fuck sake.
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P1CK4D
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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It angers me to think you live so local to me. Wierdo.
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sand-eel
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I better "game" would be no wanking, but are allowed sex, then you would be more inclined to shag anything and get m8 points off mates for roasting a horror.
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spikedjack
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quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
I better "game" would be no wanking, but are allowed sex, then you would be more inclined to shag anything and get m8 points off mates for roasting a horror.
This!
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John
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If I hadn't had a wank for a week and was in bed with a girl it would be all up her back within about 30 seconds.
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Jules S
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This really isn't healthy
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kz
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quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
I better "game" would be no wanking, but are allowed sex, then you would be more inclined to shag anything and get m8 points off mates for roasting a horror.
As said, I'd still be game for a random shag however I'm just not the kinda guy that goes out and gets women!
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BluKoo
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quote: Originally posted by kz
quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
I better "game" would be no wanking, but are allowed sex, then you would be more inclined to shag anything and get m8 points off mates for roasting a horror.
As said, I'd still be game for a random shag however I'm just not the kinda guy that goes out and gets women!
This sounds like less of a reason to give up wanking...
Good thing you have to pee otherwise your little man will drop dead with boredom.
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Tomnova16
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In the words of stiffler in road trip
"I might just pack up my balls and leave"
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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16vKarlos
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I was sat here this evening, thinking... " i havent Wanked in a while.... why not knock one out about now lol...
then i read this thread
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Ben J
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quote: Originally posted by John
If I hadn't had a wank for a week and was in bed with a girl it would be all up her back within about 30 seconds.
This.
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by John
If I hadn't had a wank for a week and was in bed with a girl it would be all up her back within about 30 seconds.
thank god neither of those things will happen
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Ben J
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Lol
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Robbo
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quote: Originally posted by Ben J
quote: Originally posted by John
If I hadn't had a wank for a week and was in bed with a girl it would be all up her back within about 30 seconds.
This.
That
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Lee Wilson
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Registered: 20th Feb 06
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: XE Corsa
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is this for real? Surely can't be good for you?
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alan-g-w
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Location: Glasgow
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
quote: Originally posted by John
If I hadn't had a wank for a week and was in bed with a girl it would be all up her back within about 30 seconds.
thank god neither of those things will happen
kz, try converting to Catholicism, the priests should be able to help you out with not wanking.... yourself.
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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I still don't understand the point of this thread.
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alan-g-w
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Basically, kz is a virgin and this is the only way he can sexually entertain himself.
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Whittie
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quote: Originally posted by alan-g-w
Basically, kz is a virgin and this is the only way he can sexually entertain himself.
It's quite clearly the opposite way of sexually entertaining himself though
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BluKoo
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I reckon he has a small willy and he's fat and he can't even reach it...
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alan-g-w
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True whittie, but I think he's wanked himself so much that this is actually more enjoyable for him.
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