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Graham88
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10th Feb 11 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Of course, no point beating around the bush. I did it from the start, and she's still around 3 month later so can't be that bad Just best to be open IMO aslong as you keep it sensible of course.
Scotty_B
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10th Feb 11 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yes and she lets off some belters aswell.
adiohead
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Originally posted by Ronson
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Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by P1CK4D
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Originally posted by Robo C20Let
i farted when the gf was giving me a blow job. she carried on without a care she is defo a keeper


You need to put a ring on her finger asap. Win!

so true if she can still keep her head down there, sucking your dick without flinching when getting a face full of chemical warfare...that is so win


What he said lol I would never let he go.


I would never let he go either xxx
Lynny
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10th Feb 11 at 14:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Within a week of meeting him, my other half felt comfortable enough to fart in bed and hold my head under the covers
taylorboosh
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10th Feb 11 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

In bed after only a week? Geordie girls rule
Lynny
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We weren't having sex, just watching a movie Still haven't slept with him
Root
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
We weren't having sex, just watching a movie Still haven't slept with him

frigid
adiohead
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Lynny
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yup
taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by Root
quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
We weren't having sex, just watching a movie Still haven't slept with him

frigid



Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
We weren't having sex, just watching a movie Still haven't slept with him


Sounds like he has fanny fright IMO.
adiohead
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Maybe he couldn't get it up?
Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
We weren't having sex, just watching a movie Still haven't slept with him


Sounds like he has fanny fright IMO.


do explain?
taylorboosh
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Hes scared of your minge. Maybe a trim would help
Lynny
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waxed
Jambo
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10th Feb 11 at 15:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

This thread.


I fat infront of her all the time. If i didn't she would have had to drived me to A&E for medical work.

Im a gassy basterd.
Russ
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10th Feb 11 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i have never farted
Mobby
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10th Feb 11 at 15:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Been bodybuilding for about a year now so eat protein everyday as much as i can.

When i lie in bed.. i let one rip, then turn over lifting the quilt slightly causing a ripple that sends the fresh warm bad odour straight to her face .......

Then i hear '' You Farted ''
Simon
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10th Feb 11 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My girlfriend has bad circulation so her feet are always cold, she quite often sticks her feet under me to warm them up, I normally help this process by farting but she doesn't appreciate it
Graham88
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Nothing worse than getting cold feet put on you when you're nice and warm, she deserves it.
GF-91
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10th Feb 11 at 17:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ahh, you know you are comfortable around each other when...
Root
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quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
Ahh, you know you are comfortable around each other when...

she lets you do a shit on her chest
GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by Root
quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
Ahh, you know you are comfortable around each other when...

she lets you do a shit on her chest


Whatever floats your boat, mate....



Root
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quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
quote:
Originally posted by Root
quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
Ahh, you know you are comfortable around each other when...

she lets you do a shit on her chest


Whatever floats your boat, mate....





floaters, yes. Love em
Bonney
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10th Feb 11 at 18:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Like a fucking trooper!

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