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chrisritch

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Registered: 2nd Sep 08
Location: Northants Drives: V40
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8th Mar 11 at 13:16

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater

quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
13 Hours sleep
I had this once - was epic

Its becoming a regular occurence

Wake up, go to work, pretend to do work, come home, watch scrubs on e4, pass out, wake up about half ten, have a fag,shower & brush teeth, sleep.

repeat cycle

Daveskater

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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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8th Mar 11 at 13:18

Scrubs at about 6pm? Not the worst routine I've ever heard of though

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

pow

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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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8th Mar 11 at 13:20

I keep waking up without a tshirt on as well even though I went to bed with one on.

Russ

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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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8th Mar 11 at 13:21

Some people rip the piss.

Sold an £150 monitor to lady at work for £50. Said i'd sell it for 65, she said, will you let me have it for 50, i said yes...

anyway, she cam to collect it form my house, said she has just picked up her new router from post office, and the "computer shop man" was coming to install it. Me being a cunt, said that he'd rip her off. charge her at least £30, so as she only lives 3-4 miles away, i'll do it.

So i went to her house, installed her moniitor, installed her router, spoke to AOL for her to get the password to connect to the net, and gave her a spare usb keyboard i had, then she said, "while your here could you connect my record player up to the speakers i unplugged it and i'm not sure how it goes back together". so again, like a cunt, i did it.

Then it's payment time, i had a quick daydream in my head what would happen, she'd offer me the £50 for the monitor and a tenner for my trouble, i'd say no, she'd force the money on me, buy something for the baby etc.

instead she gives me the £50 and opens front door for me to gtfo.

Now I've just seen her give two bottles of wine to the IT guy at work for installing a copy (a dodgy copy) of windows 7 on her new (son's old) laptop. Right infront of my very eyes, now either she is ripping this piss out of me, or i'm a cunt. i feel like a cunt.

pow

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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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8th Mar 11 at 13:23

slap her in the cunt

Daveskater

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Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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8th Mar 11 at 13:24

quote:
Originally posted by pow
I keep waking up without a tshirt on as well even though I went to bed with one on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

Conway563

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Registered: 7th Jun 06
Location: Yate, Bristol
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8th Mar 11 at 13:26

She's made you look a right cunt TBH Russ

Russ

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8th Mar 11 at 13:27

Sell her some dodgy drugs Joe

Daveskater

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Registered: 29th Apr 08
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8th Mar 11 at 13:43

I hear Joe keeps that in the same place as the regular drugs

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

Russ

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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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8th Mar 11 at 13:49

Drug roulette

Daveskater

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8th Mar 11 at 14:01

Back to work I go

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

chrisritch

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Registered: 2nd Sep 08
Location: Northants Drives: V40
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8th Mar 11 at 14:04

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
Scrubs at about 6pm? Not the worst routine I've ever heard of though

Budgie

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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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8th Mar 11 at 14:10

quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
Scrubs at about 6pm? Not the worst routine I've ever heard of though

E4

comedy central +1 as well iirc

Kerry

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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8th Mar 11 at 14:30

if i win the lottery id like to buy my neighbours house

http://www.brown-co.com/property-for-sale/norwich/norwich/stratton-strawless/shortthorn-road/264033

Kerry

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Location: Norwich
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8th Mar 11 at 14:32

IMPORTANT NOTE
Interested parties should be aware that the property was the subject of an arson attack in December 2009.

scariest night of my life

Russ

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8th Mar 11 at 14:35

Was awful for him, watching everything you own burn to the ground

Neo

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Location: Essex
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8th Mar 11 at 14:37

Is that your next door neighbours house ? Been rebuilt and moving away ?

Conway563

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Registered: 7th Jun 06
Location: Yate, Bristol
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8th Mar 11 at 14:37

quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
I hear Joe keeps that in the same place as the regular drugs

That would just be stupid Gay Dave

How are you going to be a repeat customer if you're dead?

Kerry

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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8th Mar 11 at 14:38

his wife wont go back after what happened!
idiots blew up the heating oil tank at 3am, VERY scary!!

pow

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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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8th Mar 11 at 14:39

I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it,
Sex in the air somethingsomething
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

Kerry

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Location: Norwich
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8th Mar 11 at 14:40

i dont care i love the smell of it

WTF

pow

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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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8th Mar 11 at 14:40

LOL it is as well

Mum and Dad have just had out house valued at that much and it's nothing like that

[Edited on 08-03-2011 by pow]

Kerry

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Location: Norwich
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8th Mar 11 at 14:42

theres nicer ones on our road!
I want this one

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-29116991.html

pow

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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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8th Mar 11 at 14:42

think of the cars we could have on that driveway

pow

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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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8th Mar 11 at 14:42

Do you like my flat?!?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-28874450.html

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