pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
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Originally posted by Fad
Being a passenger in Warrens Corsa when he decided to lauch his car out of a car park into stand still traffic outside the O2 Arena when it was kick out time after a Madonna Concert.
Even with the windows up you could still hear them heckling us
I could think of a worse moment for you  
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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Care to U2U 
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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Driving down a road and spotted a couple of girls walking passed, gave them a smile then saw the car in front had stopped  Stood on the brakes, back wheels locked and started sliding out, with a fair bit of tyre squeal too just to get everyone's attention. Ended up at about a 45 degree angle, really close behind this car, with loads of people about, music was blaring and I'm trying to act like I didn't nearly just shit myself
Worst of all, the girls where having a good laugh when I looked in the mirror 
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ashleh
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Registered: 23rd Dec 08
Location: Nottingham
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When I have music a bit loud sometimes, I don't hear sirens going off behind me. Car in front suddenly pulls over so I start pipping him, overtake and give him a scowl. Only to realise and have to pull over while I'm pretty sure the guy behind thinks I'm an utter cunt lmao.
[Edited on 03-10-2011 by ashleh]
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daymoon
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Registered: 1st Aug 08
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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Beeping at people when they have right of way
Was driving slowly past loads of people from work in my new car showing off. Stopped before joining main road and stalled as i was pulling off
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Jamie-C
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Registered: 3rd Jun 08
Location: Ballycastle
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I once stalled 3 times in a row when a guy was letting me out , another time when someone let me out I managed to bump up the curb
Both incidents were in my first few months of driving, no such incidents no more 
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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Handbrake turn into a lamp post at my local B&Q.
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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My turbo blowing the seals on the high street on a saturday afternoon was also quite embarrassing as there was a hell of a lot of smoke.
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jacko198
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Registered: 1st Mar 07
Location: Buckinghamshire
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some of these are class!
Driving through london on a boiling hot day in a works van, windows down, music on, stuck in traffic on Regents Street with tonnes of girls not wearing much around.
And a bloody huge wasp flies in, i shat myself and proceeded to try and smash it with a clipboard. Must of looked a right muppet!
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adiohead
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yesterday when I hit the horn in my Doblo van at some car that pulled out on me.
it did the weakest "beep" you could ever imagine.
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jacko198
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Originally posted by adiohead
yesterday when I hit the horn in my Doblo van at some car that pulled out on me.
it did the weakest "beep" you could ever imagine.
my old corsa did the same, sounded like it had water in the horn, the 1st time i used it i was messing around after work in the carpark, one of the lads pulls out on me so i get on the horn. Everyone just burst out laughing
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DaveyLC
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Originally posted by pow
The worst by far has to be getting the Mazda spat on by some fat greasy cunt of a lout that drove a Focus. All cos I wouldn't mount the kerb to go round someone waiting to turn right.
What about the "Road Rage" incident?
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Brett
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Originally posted by adiohead
it did the weakest "beep" you could ever imagine.
I've had some embarrassing horns in my time R5 and the scooby were pretty shit. Vectra one is pretty manly tho.
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Blowjob whilst driving and a coach full of pensioners looking on in disgust. (It was late at night).
Moving the traffic out the way at speed by flashing them etc, then getting pulled over 10 mins later for speeding, and watching everybody i've just bullied to move over, pass me.
Shagged a random bird in the car, parked in glass and had a puncture, had to change the wheel, all I wanted to do was leave her and the car. Was raining too...
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K2 GTi
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Havin sex with one of my ex's.
In the middle of knowhere around 2am.
I looked towards the drivers door, and there was a bold head and eyes looking through.
Shit myself to say the least, haven't had sex in wild places since.
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jacko198
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Registered: 1st Mar 07
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Lmao, what do you do in that situation? Dive in the driver seat and boot it off?
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pow
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by pow
The worst by far has to be getting the Mazda spat on by some fat greasy cunt of a lout that drove a Focus. All cos I wouldn't mount the kerb to go round someone waiting to turn right.
What about the "Road Rage" incident?
That was said road rage incident, I had the roof and windows up by that point!
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pow
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Moving the traffic out the way at speed by flashing them etc, then getting pulled over 10 mins later for speeding, and watching everybody i've just bullied to move over, pass me.
Done this before, outside lane warrior and getting pull over for 82 (my brakes & reactions were good)
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Phillips_91
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Registered: 20th Jan 10
Location: Blackpool. Drives: Sapphire Black Mk4 Astra 1.8
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Coming out of morrisons petrol station only a few weeks after passing my test, decided i'd 'show off' infront of my mates, ripped the handbrake up, lost control and went straight into the spray screen for the jet wash 
All my mates came rushing over pissing them selves, still to this day get "car wash" jokes thrown at me (over 2 years ago now)
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Russ
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i took the pushchair out the boot then reversed over it.
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i took the pushchair out the boot then reversed over it.
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Moving the traffic out the way at speed by flashing them etc, then getting pulled over 10 mins later for speeding, and watching everybody i've just bullied to move over, pass me.
Done this before, outside lane warrior and getting pull over for 82 (my brakes & reactions were good)
IAM
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pow
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Shutup Jake
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BarnshaW
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jake stalks you pow dont he
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pow
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Yup. He's jealous cos he's not IAM
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