Eck
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Originally posted by nathy_87
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Originally posted by Eck
That's what I was thinking James  Thanks all  Nathy, I've blown off the slutty one.
Good lad.
the 'slutty' one wasnt Shelly was it? 
She'll kill you for a) calling her slutty and b) missing out the e in Shelley Good luck mate
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Eck
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Originally posted by Jake
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Originally posted by pow
Jake? JAKE? Where the fuck is he that jealous boy
[Edited on 18-11-2011 by pow]
what are you on about you crack head? why would i be jealous about what youve got going on? ive seen the conversations you and your 'girlfriend' have with eachother and it looks she doesnt give two fucks so you put twice the effort in to make up for it. i feel sorry for you mate, im sitting here with 17.25 inch guns and youre looking at your phone every 2 minutes for text messages
Fucking hell
Barnshaw, I might be getting old tbh That or the fact that there are about 50 dirties in a 1 mile radius of my house. I'm a minute away from the busiest nightclub around here, so the fun is wearing off I think Too much of a good thing as they say
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nathy_87
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Originally posted by Eck
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Originally posted by nathy_87
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Originally posted by Eck
That's what I was thinking James Thanks all Nathy, I've blown off the slutty one.
Good lad.
the 'slutty' one wasnt Shelly was it?
She'll kill you for a) calling her slutty and b) missing out the e in Shelley Good luck mate
No offense Shelley, just speaking from past experiences.
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Xs
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Just arrange to meet the slutty one on sunday, burst her farter then dingy her till you see whats happening with the other one. If that fails text the other one and burst her now healed farter again.
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Ben G
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you sound like me about 2 years ago, eck had a bit of a mini crisis about growing up basically
dinner with the nice girl sounds the better option.
if nothing comes of it, then you can always call this other girl with the school uniform (bit paedo) back up and ask her back round.
no harm in that.
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Ben G
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Originally posted by Jake
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Originally posted by pow
Jake? JAKE? Where the fuck is he that jealous boy
[Edited on 18-11-2011 by pow]
what are you on about you crack head? why would i be jealous about what youve got going on? ive seen the conversations you and your 'girlfriend' have with eachother and it looks she doesnt give two fucks so you put twice the effort in to make up for it. i feel sorry for you mate, im sitting here with 17.25 inch guns and youre looking at your phone every 2 minutes for text messages
fucking hell
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bigboykarl
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has nearly everybody gone gay or what......bang the slag..if the other one finds out she was round your house then u was just helping her with her homework
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Scotty C
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Think with ur head, and not with ur dick. If you're happy, and enjoy the company with this other girl, start making some foundations for a relationship and don't fuck it up by a quick shag with someone u have no feeling towards
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Daniel_Corsa
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Originally posted by Ben G
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Originally posted by Jake
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Originally posted by pow
Jake? JAKE? Where the fuck is he that jealous boy
[Edited on 18-11-2011 by pow]
what are you on about you crack head? why would i be jealous about what youve got going on? ive seen the conversations you and your 'girlfriend' have with eachother and it looks she doesnt give two fucks so you put twice the effort in to make up for it. i feel sorry for you mate, im sitting here with 17.25 inch guns and youre looking at your phone every 2 minutes for text messages
fucking hell
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taylorboosh
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Cant believe you asked this?
Burst the slut... Dont wash cock.... Blowie from the one you like .... Start relationship... One up from the start
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Kerry
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Originally posted by Jake
im sitting here with 17.25 inch guns and youre looking at your phone every 2 minutes for text messages
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SetH
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WTF you are not in a relationship with the one you like, you are a free agent, fuck the cum slut and enjoy your life.
How do you know the one you like is going to be meat riding before she sees you?
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SetH
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I love jake even more now he is jucing. He has come out of his shell and is tearing this place the fuck up. Reminds me of when I was young TBH.
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MatthewR
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Originally posted by SetH
WTF you are not in a relationship with the one you like, you are a free agent, fuck the cum slut and enjoy your life.
How do you know the one you like is going to be meat riding before she sees you?
wise words
i also would like to add that if you really liked the dinner girl you woulndt even be thinking about the other one
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Scotty C
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17.25" guns
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Marc
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Bit annoyed about the lack of filth too.
Finger her anus and smear them across her lips. Then fuck the slutty one.
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Hammer
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Go for dinner with the nice one, if you don't get your Nat King off her you have the phone number of the tart. 
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Shell
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Originally posted by Paul_J
I thought you were with Shelley? 
and if not, why do we have to put up with that miserable 'cee you next tuesday' on this forum?
[Edited on 18-11-2011 by Paul_J]
Did you honestly just say that
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Marc
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Whats happening next Tuesday? 
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Shell
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Also just clocked "burst her farter", absolutely creased Some wise advice in here.
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Ben G
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Originally posted by Marc
Whats happening next Tuesday?
eck and shelley are getting it on in his ricer.
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Paul_J
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Originally posted by Shell
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Originally posted by Paul_J
I thought you were with Shelley?
Did you honestly just say that
Sorry I meant Shell, didn't realize your name had changed. My mistake.
and...
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Originally posted by Jake
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Originally posted by pow
Jake? JAKE? Where the fuck is he that jealous boy
what are you on about you crack head? why would i be jealous about what youve got going on? ive seen the conversations you and your 'girlfriend' have with eachother and it looks she doesnt give two fucks so you put twice the effort in to make up for it. i feel sorry for you mate, im sitting here with 17.25 inch guns and youre looking at your phone every 2 minutes for text messages
Fucking
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Steve
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guanrateed if you bed the slut she will start to get feelings then it will get messy
it weill cause you hassle over a shag, just have a wank over her pics or something
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Shell
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Paul I'm not sure what rattled that cage of yours but aim your misguided anger elsewhere
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Kerry
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Its the new Paul J, he likes to troll
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