Robin
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quote: Originally posted by Ben G
i wouldn't get up in front of everyone and do that whole first dance thing though.
Yeah you would. When you get married, the wedding day isn't about you, it's about your wife, you're just there to make up the numbers. It's HER day, you won't care a toss about it if she wants you to dance, which she will, you do it, it's he most important day in her life, if you get 1 thing wrong, you'll never hear the end of it.
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Ben G
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very very true but i can't dance. even slow dancing, i go all stiff and my hips start hurting 
can't imagine ever getting married the conventional way anyway.
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Robin
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What, to a woman?
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pow
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Ben G would get his Dad to do his firs dance for him IMO
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Gary
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quote: Originally posted by Ben G
can't imagine ever getting married the conventional way anyway.
Me neither. All seems a bit pansy for my liking
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Ben G
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quote: Originally posted by pow
Ben G would get his Dad to do his firs dance for him IMO
i'd get lauren to give blowjobs to the token retard.
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Ben G
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quote: Originally posted by Robin
What, to a woman?
i meant i'd go abroad somewhere. none of this church/family and friends you never see bollocks.
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pow
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quote: Originally posted by Ben G
quote: Originally posted by pow
Ben G would get his Dad to do his firs dance for him IMO
i'd get lauren to give blowjobs to the token retard.
Are you physically unable to take a joke without insulting someone else? I have NEVER directly insulted your other half even when you spent months ripping out of me.
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Gary
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quote: Originally posted by Ben G
quote: Originally posted by pow
Ben G would get his Dad to do his firs dance for him IMO
i'd get lauren to give blowjobs to the token retard.
Shes already doing that
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Ben G
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quote: Originally posted by pow
quote: Originally posted by Ben G
quote: Originally posted by pow
Ben G would get his Dad to do his firs dance for him IMO
i'd get lauren to give blowjobs to the token retard.
Are you physically unable to take a joke without insulting someone else? I have NEVER directly insulted your other half even when you spent months ripping out of me.
calm down david you seem to have grown bollocks recently which i like, but don't dish out the banter if you can't take it back. it's light hearted humour.
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jr
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quote: Originally posted by pow
Ben G would get his Dad to do his firs dance for him IMO
    
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Ben G
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it was pretty good tbf
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RichR
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Ben G will have a greek wedding and smash plates everywhere
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