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MatthewR
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"do u believe in love at 1st sight? or shall i walk past again"

Thats Chris' chat up line

[Edited on 11-06-2003 by Evisu]
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quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
"do u believe in love at 1st sight? or shall i walk past again"

Thats Chris' chat up line

[Edited on 11-06-2003 by Evisu]


No, he doesn't have to say anything, he just looks at them and they instantly want to fuck him!
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I luv gettin chatted up by burds its proper funny
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You stud muffin you!
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quote:
Originally posted by Evisu


I luv gettin chatted up by burds its proper funny


Now and again I do usally get bought a drink then leave em to it,
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Some of them seem to have no shame, the worst is if she's not your cupper tea and you've gotta listen to het chat sh1t, "just gotta go toilet darlin........."
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Some of them seem to have no shame, the worst is if she's not your cupper tea and you've gotta listen to het chat sh1t, "just gotta go toilet darlin........."


But what if she has big boobies?
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I've done that b4... and start talking to someone else til they get the hint...
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam

But what if she has big boobies?


You talk to them (boobies) as they won't answer back!

[Edited on 11-06-2003 by B4RVO]
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Nah I mean, you could put a paper bag over her head while you shag, this would be acceptable if she has big boobies!
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If she had big boobies she would be 'sams cupper tea'
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quote:
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If she had big boobies she would be 'sams cupper tea'


I do have other requirements when it comes to birds you know, not just big boobies!
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I do have other requirements when it comes to birds you know, not just big boobies!


Brown paper bag??!!
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Cheeky bastard!
MatthewR
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What are they then?
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Hmmm... big boobies, nice looking arse (especially in trousers - yum!), must not have a minging face (ie. craters, back end of a bus, etc.), but apart from that, someone that isn't boring (well, to me anyway)!
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How did u meet your Mrs???
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wank in her face
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quote:
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How did u meet your Mrs???


Off ICQ!
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Seriously though, I never actually chatted her up as such, but one day we decided to meet up in Oxford, and things just kind of happened from there!
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Lurve

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at wank in her face , "here u go love av a bit of this!!!! "

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