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Sam
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Grrr @ Danny P!
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GTF with ur crap pranks
Sam
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You are such a homo you were too scared to even check the link properties like Danny P did!
NovaGTE
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back to the topic then ladies
blebo
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Nice Legs......What time do they open
MatthewR
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Wanna go halves on a baby??
kinkycorsa
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cant be bothered to read thru the post to see if this is on here but i like this one:

"wana play lion > i'll get on all fours growl like a lion and you feed me the meat"
OR

"wana play army > u take cover and i will blow the heck out of u"
Steve
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that just sent shivers down my spine and made me erect
Trotty
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quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
cant be bothered to read thru the post to see if this is on here but i like this one:

"wana play lion > i'll get on all fours growl like a lion and you feed me the meat"
OR

"wana play army > u take cover and i will blow the heck out of u"
kinkycorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve106GTi
that just sent shivers down my spine and made me erect


yes it usually has that effect > glad to see it still does the trick
Steve
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wuld u mind if i choked my chicken kinky? or can u choke on my chicken?
NovaGTE
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'is ure dad a magician?'

wait for a resposne
if good- 'cos it must and taken magic to make somethin a gergeous as u'

or if bad-'well it must have taken magic to make somethin that fuckin ugly'
mattyboy199
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Hello twinkle whats your name ?

Before she answers

Whisper "little star into her ear"

might get a dodgey reaction
MatthewR
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WTF matty boy
kinkycorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve106GTi
wuld u mind if i choked my chicken kinky? or can u choke on my chicken?


SMT
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quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa

SMT


I will
Sam
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Me first Paul!
Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Me first Paul!


Beat you to it this time mate!
kinkycorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by B4RVO
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Me first Paul!


Beat you to it this time mate!


now now boys > u can hav 1 each
IntaCepta
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11th Jun 03 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by B4RVO
This is brilliant mate used it last week.......

Wanna come back to mine for Pizza dn sex...

She said Er no thanks

He said......why don't you like pizza??

LMAO


dannycorsa c
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fancy a fuk bitch!
andrewR
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11th Jun 03 at 16:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh dear my mate is on holiday and his boss gets all mail to him forwarded... so guess what i sent ur chat up lines...

Original Message-----
From: Andrewr
Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 5:34 PM
To: 'Lee Miller'
Subject: to help you pull women cos i noticed you keeping calling pasquale


Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you's the bomb!!!

"Suck me beautiful"

"I've just had a shipment of condoms. Do you take deliveries in the rear?"...

Are you a parking ticket? coz you got FINE all over you!!

Start rubbing ure face, she says 'What u doin?' u say 'wipeing ure seat for l8r.'

Ive heard theres a party in your mouth? Can i CUM please?

ive got a soft spot for u.. and its getting harder


hope that helps you get a bird lee rather than being confused bout your sexuality... have you told anyone else?

[Edited on 11-06-2003 by andrewR]
NovaGTE
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anymore?
andypsgwide
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is that a mirror in your pant's cos i can see my self in them
baza31
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i read that sum1s m8 wen upto a lass, and just said... "can i lick u out" ans she said "yeah sure, just let me finish my drink"

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