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Joff
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30th Dec 03 at 19:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea


It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea


runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea


It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
CorsaLad16v
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smells worse than ur gran
better switch on the fan
diarrhea diarrhea
Tracey
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you VILE ppl

go to your rooms
Kerry
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30th Dec 03 at 20:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/stickers.html
Joff
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Yes mum
Joff
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All we are saying, is give peace a wank
Kerry
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Joff
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30th Dec 03 at 20:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
WTF?!?!

Is that from M.A.S.H or something??
Kerry
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Our 10 Favorite Bumper Stickers:
10. War is silly, whack your willy
9. War's no joke, stop and stroke!
8. War is heinous, thumb your anus
7. I'm going blind for mankind
6. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
5. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
4. War is out, pound your trout
3. Touch your sack, not Iraq
2. My bush doesn't declare war
1. I cum in peace

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/stickers.html
Kerry
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30th Dec 03 at 20:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Joyful moans, are you list'nin?
In your hand, cum is glist'nin
We'll keep peace in sight
as we beat tonight
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

Gone away, bombs and conflicts
Here to stay, lube and hard dicks
You twiddle your clit
and war takes a hit
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he's a general
He'll say, "Are you fighting?"
We'll say, "No, man!
We're cumming for the greatest cause of all!"

Later on we'll conspire
With our loins all a-fire
We're stamping out hate
as we masturbate
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

When you cum, ain't it happy
Though your pubes get all chappy
We'll frolic and play
the onanist way
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!
m-dot
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30th Dec 03 at 20:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i want a caramel donut
Tracey
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i have small button tomatos


Mmmmmmm tomato
Kerry
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thought it was button mushrooms or cherry tomatoes????
m-dot
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quote:
Originally posted by Tasty_Tracey
go to your rooms


ok but only if you follow me
Tracey
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nope- mine are button tomatos
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Touch your sack, blow up iraq!
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^ lol
CorsaLad16v
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yesh. well this thread suddenly came to life... y not a few months ago when it was posted? lol
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
It's all about the width baby... shazzam!!


I like this one

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