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Dom
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12th Oct 04 at 23:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
just thought u'd like to know...

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night

feel sorry for u guys down under lol


probably why the one that cyber has isnt happy - me neither, if i was eaten then shat out again
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thank god for this stuff, although this stuff is for flies. We got the insect one, although i wouldnt class the one running around our house as an insect, more of a killing machine
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
thank god for this stuff, although this stuff is for flies. We got the insect one, although i wouldnt class the one running around our house as an insect, more of a killing machine



i have a feeling that this wont save you although you might have better luck with something like this -

CorsaLad16v
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biggest spider i seen lurching around my house was about as big as my middle finger longwise and its body like a 1p peice, i sprayed it with primer so if its still alive it'll be a nice dull grey color lol
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fpmsl sprayed with primer hahaha.

visman, i have one on order
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Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
biggest spider i seen lurching around my house was about as big as my middle finger longwise and its body like a 1p peice, i sprayed it with primer so if its still alive it'll be a nice dull grey color lol


ive chased big things around my house - thing was about the size of a cup coaster and was out running me most of the time even when i sucked up the hoover, you could see if moving around in the bag
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ne wayz i'm goin to bed b4 i fall asleep on here again like last nite lol

all this talk of spiders, i'm gonna have to check all around my room now bar-stewards
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thats some scary shit. Well the spider has disapeared so i might go and have a shower, but i keep thinking of arachnophobia when it crawled on that fit woman having ashower.
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gooooooood nite spider hunter

gooooooooooood nite every1 else
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goooooood nite spider lad!!!
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yea im off to make some munch before bed
night all night cyber good luck mate in killing the thing
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cheers vis, will try my best.
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Well it turned out to be a rather large lizard
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Also, there was one of these in our garage. I believe the name is not really true about this spider

Mouse Spider
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Mouse Spider, not because its small, but because it eat them daily
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
Mouse Spider, not because its small, but because it eat them daily


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Anyone heard of Camel Spiders?

Nasty fuckers found in deserts like Iraq. Big too. Apparantly, they chase your shadow, and can reach speeds up to around 10-15mph.

Theres pics somewhere. They look kinda like those facehugger things off aliens. fucking awful
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Vicious lil bastard. I hate spiders

This one lives outside my window

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Originally posted by Dave1682
Anyone heard of Camel Spiders?

Nasty fuckers found in deserts like Iraq. Big too. Apparantly, they chase your shadow, and can reach speeds up to around 10-15mph.

Theres pics somewhere. They look kinda like those facehugger things off aliens. fucking awful


http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp
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Found a pic of 2 camel spiders:




Now imagine of of those bastards running after your shadow!!
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On camel spiders:

They also tend to seek out shade during the daytime, so it's not terribly unusual to see them charging across the desert at you -- only to come to a screeching halt when they reach your shadow.
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It'd have to catch my fucking shadow as i'm running through the dessert away from the bastard!
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Originally posted by Neshol
Vicious lil bastard. I hate spiders

This one lives outside my window



It's about to eat that fcukin house
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Well, with the thoughts of giant camel spiders pegging it after my shadow fresh in my mind, I'm off to bed.

Wish me luck. Night all.

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