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Author The Umbro girl at my work
drax
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16th Dec 05 at 15:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Size 8?? That would make you a 26-28 B - c cup ??
Lynny
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nope
vibrio
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lynny has a peachy ass IIRC
Sam
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16th Dec 05 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pics?
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
personally id rather be small and pert that big and saggy


I prefer small and pert as opposed to large and in-charge.
Tom
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lareg and in-charge not heard that b4
drax
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
personally id rather be small and pert that big and saggy


I prefer small and pert as opposed to large and in-charge.


linz
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16th Dec 05 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by lynny_sxi

im neither skinny nor fat but dont have the confidence to wear a skirt, i dont understand how some people do. had two lasses in work the other day, must be about size 20, SHORT TIGHT mini skirts on and little tight tops, fat was hanging out over the sides, could see the bottom of their arses hanging out from under the skirt. i couldnt believe it! do they think they look sexy?


totally agree lynny, do some people not have mirrors?
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by linz
quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi

im neither skinny nor fat but dont have the confidence to wear a skirt, i dont understand how some people do. had two lasses in work the other day, must be about size 20, SHORT TIGHT mini skirts on and little tight tops, fat was hanging out over the sides, could see the bottom of their arses hanging out from under the skirt. i couldnt believe it! do they think they look sexy?


totally agree lynny, do some people not have mirrors?


Do some ppl not have cameras
Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
lynny has a peachy ass IIRC


you dont remember correctly
p4uls corsa
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16th Dec 05 at 16:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
how do fat birds always have the confidence to wear short skirts?


Because they look in front of the mirror and see a skinny girl staring back at them?

im neither skinny nor fat but dont have the confidence to wear a skirt, i dont understand how some people do. had two lasses in work the other day, must be about size 20, SHORT TIGHT mini skirts on and little tight tops, fat was hanging out over the sides, could see the bottom of their arses hanging out from under the skirt. i couldnt believe it! do they think they look sexy?


Sam
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19th Dec 05 at 08:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well today she is wearing a grey Umbro shirt with a grey chav-style hooded top on.

Today's current smile status =
Sam
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Oooh she just devoured some chocolate from the advent calendar or whatever it's called on the wall!

I thought you were only meant to open one thingie a day? She opened at least 5?
Andrew
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Bump
Andrew
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More pics please
CCA
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19th Dec 05 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by drax
Size 8?? That would make you a 26-28 B - c cup ??


If she were a 26-28 there she would be much less than a size 8, and would look kinda freaky too
B3KYR
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Oooh she just devoured some chocolate from the advent calendar or whatever it's called on the wall!

I thought you were only meant to open one thingie a day? She opened at least 5?


she probably opened saturdays and sunday
Sam
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I have been emailing my old team leader that used to work here, he knows her and said she probably only smiles when she farts!
Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
I have been emailing my old team leader that used to work here, he knows her and said she probably only smiles when she farts!


fpmsl

I dare you to try and chat her up Vids needed too
Sam
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I can't take any pics, there is now a big pile of invoices by her desk which is obscuring my view of her (this is a good thing I feel).
MikeE
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19th Dec 05 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
now this "thing" is just wrong
Sam
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Same shirt again today!
gianluigi
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you have to question if she washes and takes care of the following places:

Fanny
Arse
Arm-pits
CCA
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gianluigi why are you even thinking about her fanny and arse, you have seen the picture havent you
Sam
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Smile status =

She looks a bit like this today:

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